Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

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[Cancer] Overall luck: ☆

Today is an unlucky day for Cancers. But not to worry! Make sure you have your lucky item with you at all times and you will be as safe as houses!

Lucky item: 10 bras (Yes, 10! Or else bad luck will still fall upon you.)

Lucky color: Blue

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Kagami Taiga Just saw something even scarier than Kuroko's bed head, Akashi's eyeballs and Aomine's face!!!

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Kise Ryouta (ʘᗩʘ') /screams

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Aomine Daiki Oh, so you saw your own reflection in the mirror?

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Kagami Taiga No, I saw your mom's chest hair. Guess again. You'll never guess it.

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Aomine Daiki Uh... Did you see... Tetsu wearing a skirt?!!

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Kise Ryouta Kurokocchi pole dancing?!! w(°ｏ°)w

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Kagami Taiga WHERE THE HELL DO YOU TWO IDIOTS GET THESE FLIGHTS OF FANCY???

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Akashi Seijuro I agree. Stop fantasizing about Tetsuya, or I will make sure you will be the ones pole dancing on the streetlamps outside Rakuzan in skirts.

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Kuroko Tetsuya And after they're done, can they come dance at Seirin?

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Kagami Taiga Oh gawd, what I wouldn't give up to see that!

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Akashi Seijuro If you would agree to my trimming your eyebrows, I might just be generous enough to let you see it. And of course, Tetsuya. I could even make them dance all the way there, from Kyoto to Tokyo.

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Kagami Taiga WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MY EYEBROWS??? And like hell I'd let you come near me with those scissors again!

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Kise Ryouta I was wrong, Akashi-sama, Kuroko-sama! (/-(ｴ)-＼ )Anyways, what was it that you saw, Kagamicchi? ε٩( ºωº )۶з

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Kagami Taiga OH YES. Midorima was buying an armful of bras in Victoria's Secret!!!

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Aomine Daiki /wipes tear You must have been buying them for a girlfriend. (Though who would want this crazy carrot as a boyfriend, I honestly do not know.) You finally grew up, sonny. Good for you, good for you.

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Kise Ryouta MIDORIMACCHI! YOU'RE A NORMAL SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY AFTER ALL!!! Σ(゜ロ゜;)

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Midorima Shintaro Of course I'm normal. What nonsense are you spouting, Kise? Getting kicked by your senpai on a daily basis must have knocked whatever little common sense you had left out of you.

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Aomine Daiki Excuse me, but you're far from normal. You're about as normal as those crazy people who drink their own pee and make love to inflatable dolphins on My Strange Addiction.

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Kagami Taiga ...... Seriously, Aomine. What are you doing with your life??? Besides reading your porn collection and watching weird documentaries???

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Aomine Daiki I sleep and eat and shit. Duh.

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Akashi Seijuro And fantasize about Tetsuya, apparently.

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Aomine Daiki I DO NOT!!!

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Midorima Shintaro Well, I just wanted to clarify that I bought that... brassiere as it is my lucky item for today, so stop getting the wrong idea! It was already awkward enough purchasing that thing, so Kagami, you had better shut your piehole about this!

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Takao Kazunari Pffffffft. HAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. You. A 195-cm tsundere carrot. Buying 10 bras. "Please pack these bras for me nanodayo. No, wait. I'll just carry them. Or maybe I should just wear them, since it's much more convenient that way. -pushes up glasses-" Pfffffft.

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Midorima Shintaro ... How did you know I bought 10?

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Takao Kazunari .......

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Midorima Shintaro You're involved in this, aren't you, Takao?

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Miyaji Kiyoshi He is. He messed with your phone while you were in the bathroom and changed his contact name to Oha Asa. Do you want a pineapple to throw at his head?

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Takao Kazunari SENPAI!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??? TT^TT

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Midorima Shintaro Make that a durian.

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I'm gonna be really busy because exams are coming up really soon (LEND ME YOUR ROLLY PENCIL, MIDORIMA!!!), so I won't be able to update much. ε=ε=ε=(ﾉTдT)ﾉ