Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Fifty Shades

Aomine Daiki Who wants to go watch Fifty Shades of Grey with me? You in, Tetsu?

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Kise Ryouta EHHH? SOMEONE CALL THE PRESS. You're interested, Aominecchi? (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ~ The girl doesn't have big boobs! (๑•́ ω •̀๑)

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Aomine Daiki Don't be dumb. Boobs aren't everything.

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Kagami Taiga Did I really just hear you say that??? You, who practically inhales boobs for survival?? You, who lives in the Dungeon of Boobs??? Hang on, I need to screenshot this.

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Midorima Shintaro Technically, you saw him type that. 

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Kagami Taiga God. Do you have a stick up your ass or something?

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Takao Kazunari Actually, yes. His lucky item today is a suppository HAHAHAHAHA. You know, the kind of pills you stick up your butthole. XD 

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Midorima Shintaro TAKAO!!!!!!! And for your information, I'm just carrying it in my hand as I do with all my lucky items, not in anywhere southerly!!!

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Akashi Seijuro I think you are all missing the point of this highly inappropriate post. Daiki, tell me in less than 50 words why I shouldn't make your body end up in fifty shades of red for trying to drag Tetsuya into your disturbing hobbies.

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Aomine Daiki Boobs aren't everything, but HOT DAMN. WHO NEEDS BOOBS WHEN YOU HAVE HANDCUFFS? 

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Aomine Daiki CALM YOUR TITS, AKASHI!!!

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Akashi Seijuro Excuse me? Do I look like I have mammary glands?

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Kagami Taiga HAHAHAHA MAMMARY GLANDS. #emperorproblems 

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Kuroko Tetsuya Sure, Aomine-kun. I will be glad to accompany you.

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Kagami Taiga WHAT? Is everyone on crack today or something???

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Kise Ryouta KUROKOCCHI!!!! MY LOVELY PURE KUROKOCCHI!!! (●///▽///●) 

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Akashi Seijuro Tetsuya, I command you not to go anywhere with this lewd... organism.

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Aomine Daiki I know organism means 'living thing', which technically I am, but WHY DO I FEEL SO INSULTED?

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Akashi Seijuro Be glad I even acknowledge that you're alive, Daiki. 

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Kuroko Tetsuya But Akashi-kun, I would really like to rekindle my friendship with Aomine-kun. I would like to see him smile again.

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Akashi Seijuro That is exactly what I am afraid of, Tetsuya. The kind of... smile he will have when watching that movie. You might be in danger.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Eh? Why is that so?

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Kagami Taiga #innocentkidproblems

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Aomine Daiki #hashtagproblems

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Akashi Seijuro .......

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Kuroko Tetsuya -Nigou eyes-

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Akashi Seijuro ....... Very well.

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Kagami Taiga #biasproblems 

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Akashi Seijuro #ifyoudonotstopyouwillhavemanyproblems

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Aomine Daiki WHOOOO THANKS AKASHI. (Even though I have no idea why I'm even asking you for permission. Are you my mom or something?) LET'S GO, TETSU. For some reason I'm DYING to get out of here. I'll Whatsapp you the details.

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Akashi Seijuro Add me in the group as well. I'm going with you.

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Aomine Daiki NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYY GO AWAY.

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Akashi Seijuro -brings out scissors-

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Kagami Taiga Seriously, are you going to be watching Fifty Shades of Grey or ending up in a pool of blood that's Fifty Shades of Red?

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A/N: And FYI, no, I've never watched the movie. Not my kind of thing, unlike Ahomine. HAHAHA.