Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Eyebrows

Akashi Seijuro Everyone, I have returned to my normal pre-Emperor Eye self. I am very sorry for what I have done. Please, let me know how I can make it up to all of you.

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Aomine Daiki HELL YES. That emperor Bakashi can suck my balls. Welcome back, man. Just buy me the latest Horikita Mai-chan photobook and all's forgiven.

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Kise Ryouta Akashicchi!!! I missed chuuu~ (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ I have to agree with Aominecchi, you were a really mean and scary nincompoop! ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3

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Kagami Taiga Scary is one hell of an understatement. You were even more bananas and petrifying than that crazy dude who sewed people's mouths onto other people's butts in Human Centipede.

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Midorima Shintaro Not to mention, you looked like a frightful sight with that botched DIY hairdo of yours. Doesn't anyone believe in hairdressers anymore?

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Aomine Daiki Exactly. And your eyes were creepy AF. I swear your eyeballs looked like they were gonna pop out any second. I always get a thrill imagining that happening. HAHAHA. And the way you called us all by our first names? Even more disgusting than Kagami's eyebrows.

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Kagami Taiga WTF WHY DID YOU BRING MY EYEBROWS INTO THIS.

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Aomine Daiki 'Cos it's true, duh??? Man, Akashi, you should have used those scissors of yours to cut his eyebrows instead of his face. Even if they're both as gross.

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Kagami Taiga Hoho, what a joke. My eyebrow game is on fleek. You're just jealous 'cos your eyebrows aren't half as fab.

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Midorima Shintaro You fools are going off the topic. And did you catch the Kise-teenage-girl-speech bug, Kagami? Anyway, welcome back, Akashi. Your old self was much less annoying that that emperor midget.

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Akashi Seijuro Oh my, I'm really sorry, Kise, Aomine, Midorima, Kagami. How would you all like to come over to my place for a little party today? Just so I can properly introduce my true self, and apologize once again. -smiles-

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Kise Ryouta REALLY? You're so cool, Akashicchi! I just finished up a photoshoot nearby, so I'll be right over! (*^▽^*)

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Kise Ryouta GUYS, MISSION ABORTED. I REPEAT, MISSION ABORTED. DO NOT COME, IT'S A TRAP!!!

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Aomine Daiki What??? What do you mean, Kise? Oi!

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Kise Ryouta he

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Kise Ryouta lpijs

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Kise Ryouta hlep

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Kise Ryouta meeeeee

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Kagami Taiga ARE YOU DYING, KISE?

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Kise Ryouta eyes

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Kise Ryouta gold and red

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Midorima Shintaro I should have gotten a bigger penguin plushy for my lucky item today. I have a very bad feeling about this.

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Akashi Seijuro Why, hello again, Shintaro, Daiki, Eyebrows. Rest assured, Ryouta is still alive. Well, sort of.

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Aomine Daiki SAVE US, MAMA! RUUUUUUUN!!! /flees

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Midorima Shintaro What is the meaning of this?!

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Akashi Seijuro Happy April Fools'.

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Kagami Taiga April Fools' Day is already over!!! Wait, why am I 'Eyebrows'???!!!

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Akashi Seijuro Who says April Fools pranks can only be played on the first? I am absolute. I can jolly well do it any day I want to. Your true thoughts about me were very insightful indeed. Very, very insightful.

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Midorima Shintaro Takao is here. I have to go. /flees

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Kise Ryouta GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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Kagami Taiga When Kise doesn't drown his sentences in emoticons, don't ask. Just flee. #lifelessonswithkagami

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My head is like a blank space, but I tried, guys, for all you lovely readers out there. <3