Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Names

Author's Note: This is based on the first chapter of the sequel -internal fangirl screaming- Kuroko no Basket Extra Game!

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Aomine Daiki What's with the names of those Jabberwock dicks? Nash Gold and Jason Silver? Can you even imagine the others' names? Aluminium? Lead? Silicon? HAHAHAHAHA.

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Midorima Shintaro You should really put down your puke-worthy magazines and start actually DOING SOME WORK. Maybe then you would know that silicon actually does not fit in your list of smartass names because IT IS NOT A METAL. It is a METALLOID.

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Takao Kazunari Jeez, cut him some slack, Shin-chan. He just has silicone on the brains. ;)

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Midorima Shintaro It does seem indeed that his brain isn't made up of nerve cells.

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Aomine Daiki Excuse me, but can you smart Shutoku asses cut your Science crap here? Dude, it's Facebook, not Face-a-Biology-book.

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Aomine Daiki And FYI, Horikita Mai-chan is all natural. She has about as much silicone in her sweet babies as you have a social life, a.k.a NONE!

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Takao Kazunari Tsk tsk tsk, that's where you're wrong now, my dear Aomine-kun. Actually, despite his... unusual appearance- I mean, a tall carrot with spectacles, seriously?- he has many admiring fans. ;)

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Midorima Shintaro TAKAO!

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Kise Ryouta Oooooh, scandalous~ Do spill, Takao-kun! 〜(￣▽￣〜)

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Takao Kazunari Oh yes, but because I'm his bae, he turned them all down. -flips hair-

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Midorima Shintaro Did you know that bae means poop in Danish? So I won't refute that sentence, because yes, you are my waste product.

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Takao Kazunari YES, because without me, all your undigested food will be stuck inside you, and you would be CONSTIPATED, you would feel HORRIBLE and TERRIBLE and longing for your bae to appear. :D

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Midorima Shintaro I'll never be a fan of internet slang... but honestly, CAN YOU NOT? Like, SERIOUSLY? 

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Aomine Daiki HAHAHAHA, you should write a book on cheesy pick-up lines, Takao. And a book on how to make Midorima flip his table.

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Kise Ryouta And the award for getting Midorimacchi's pants in a twist goes to... Takaocchi! (｡´∀｀)ﾉ

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Takao Kazunari Thank you, thank you. -waves hand and bows- (︶ω︶)

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