Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

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For Ahomine's birthday tomorrow! (31 August) Sorry you're always the target of everyone's insults :P

~o~

Sakurai Ryo to Aomine Daiki: Ummm, happy birthday, Aomine-san! I hope you like the bento! I'm sorry if it isn't good! I'm sorry! I'll try harder next time! I'm sorry!

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Aomine Daiki Don't be. In fact, you're the only one who gave me a normal present. I was beginning to think I'm surrounded by a bunch of crazy people who escaped from the mental hospital. So thanks for that much-needed shot of reality, Ryo.

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Midorima Shintaro Excuse me, but what do you mean by abnormal?! I was kind enough to give a baboon like you a present, and you say it's not normal? God, it doesn't pay to be nice.

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Kagami Taiga Don't tell me he got you tampons like he gave Kise on his birthday.

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Aomine Daiki Worse. It's worse than that.

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Kagami Taiga Okay, I don't even want to know anymore.

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Aomine Daiki He got me Viagra. Freaking Viagra.

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Midorima Shintaro Virgo's lucky item for today is "something manly".

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Aomine Daiki Couldn't you have gotten... I don't know, a picture of me or something???

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Aomine Daiki Oh shit. My mom just came into my room and freaked out when she saw the Viagra. NOW SHE'S THREATENING TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL WHAT.

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Takao Kazunari Shin-chan, you're still bent on embarrassing your poor little teammate here when it's his birthday? :P

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Midorima Shintaro Watch it, Takao. It may very well be you next time.

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Takao Kazunari Aww, it means you're getting me a present for my birthday? :D

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Akashi Seijuro I send my sympathy, Daiki. It must be awful having your mom think you have such an embarrassing problem on your birthday. Also, what is wrong with the present I got you?

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Aomine Daiki I finally got her to chill and not haul me off to have my dick examined. Do you have to ask, Akashi? Really?

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Akashi Seijuro I put a lot of effort into picking it out, you ungrateful brute.