Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Boredom

Kuroko Tetsuya I'm feeling rather bored. Any suggestions to cure boredom would be greatly appreciated.

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Momoi Satsuki, Kagami Taiga and 16 others like this.

Midorima Shintaro Tch, that is an unbelievably easy problem to solve. Go shopping for lucky items.

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Takao Kazunari Uhhh, Shin-chan? Seriously, not everyone has $400 to blow on Victoria's Secret bras and tampons.

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Kagami Taiga Not to mention the idiocy to do so. I CAN'T BELIEVE SUCH A NERDY-LOOKING OLD MAN CAN BE SO DUMB.

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Midorima Shintaro CAN YOU STOP MENTIONING THAT WHOLE B-THING? IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I WAS TRICKED BY YOU!!! I do not appreciate being called dumb by being the second-dumbest person I know.

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Kagami Taiga Am I supposed to be glad I'm only the 2nd dumbest?!!

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Midorima Shintaro Considering that the first happens to be Aomine, I think that yes, you should count your blessings.

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Akashi Seijuro Go ride a horse, Tetsuya. It is an extremely relaxing and enjoyable activity.

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Aomine Daiki Hello? Why ride horses when you can go watch some porn and hopefully get a girl to ride

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Momoi Satsuki Sorry about that, I already took care of that stupid Dai-chan. ^^ HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TAINT MY LOVELY TETSU-KUN. Prepare to have your dick chopped off and served upon a stack of burnt dirty magazines! >:(

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Akashi Seijuro Thank you for stopping that fool. I can foresee you becoming an excellent member of my newly-established group, the PIT. I could fax you an application form.

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Kagami Taiga What the heck is PIT?? Are you gonna teach people how to cut their armpit hair now that you think you're great at cutting hair??? (A/N: Do any of them even have armpit hair? HAHAHAH /dying)

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Kise Ryouta OH MY GOD EWWWWW KAGAMICCHI!!! (☍﹏⁰)｡

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Akashi Seijuro Please do not make me regurgitate my dinner. I happen to have had some imported black truffles. Although as a matter of fact I do not THINK I am great at cutting hair. I AM great at it.

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Kagami Taiga Damn rich bastards.

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Kuroko Tetsuya That awkward moment when a rich kid calls someone else a "rich bastard".

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Momoi Satsuki What is the PIT, Akashi-kun? :O AND KAGAMIN!!! YOU MADE TETSU-KUN SWEAR! HOW COULD YOU.

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Akashi Seijuro It stands for Protect the Innocence of Tetsuya. I think we will make an excellent team in wiping out vermin like the idiot duo that threatens to taint Tetsuya's pure mind. You two are supposed to be the lights to Tetsuya's shadow. Can't you at least teach him positive things?

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Aomine Daiki Biibs aer oisitve

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Aomine Daiki Boobs aew opsitve

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Momoi Satsuki I'm glad to see you haven't recovered fully from my awesome punch~ :D And OF COURSE I'LL JOIN, AKASHI-KUN! Anything for Tetsu-kun~~ <3

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Kuroko Tetsuya ........ Akashi-kun, I know you worry for me, but please don't create weird teams and go around recruiting members. It's slightly disturbing.

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Kagami Taiga I pity you, Kuroko. I really do. It sure isn't easy being Akashi's center of affection.

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Akashi Seijuro And I will show you just how less easy it is being my center of my aggression, Kagami.

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Kuroko Tetsuya It's been a long day without you my friend, and I'll tell you all about it when I see you again. (Well, IF I see you again.)

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