Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Rickshaw

^ Guise I finally got my AoT shirt ASKLJSDLKS. ((That strand of white hair tho HAHAH))

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Midorima Shintaro to Takao Kazunari: Oi, bring the rickshaw around to the school. I'll meet you here. We're going to get my lucky item for today.

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Takao Kazunari Ummm, Shin-chan? Don't you remember what day it is?

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Midorima Shintaro The only day you will ever win me. I still cannot believe Scorpio is ranked first, and Cancer last. Just bring the rickshaw around now and stop whining. I'll give you 15 minutes.

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Takao Kazunari Hmph, I'm not going to! Go drive your own rickshaw or take the train like a normal person! //sulks

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Midorima Shintaro WHAT NO. YOU HAVE TO DRIVE THE RICKSHAW OVER.

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Takao Kazunari You're so mean, Shin-chan! I'm not doing what you say, so there! >.>

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Group chat (Midorima, Miyaji, Otsubo, Kimura)

Midorima Shintaro: He doesn't want to get into the rickshaw.

Miyaji Kiyoshi: Psh, that stubborn banana.

Midorima Shintaro: ... Banana?

Otsubo Taisuke: Don't kill his vibe, Midorima. You know fruits are his thing.

Midorima Shintaro: ... Fine.

Kimura Shinsuke: I see we have to commence Plan B.

Midorima Shintaro: To B or not to B? That is the question.

Miyaji Kiyoshi: ...........

Otsubo Taisuke: ...........

Kimura Shinsuke: ...........

Midorima Shintaro: WHAT?!

Otsubo Taisuke: Nothing. Let's just... do it.

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Otsubo Taisuke to Takao Kazunari: TAKAO! Are you there?! Midorima's in big trouble.

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Takao Kazunari SHIT. WHAT. WHAT HAPPENED??

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Otsubo Taisuke He tried going out to get his lucky item alone and he slipped on a banana peel and flew into a lamp post, and the impact sent him flying into a manhole. Oh, and he opened his mouth to scream so loudly a bird pooped into it. So now he has a broken leg, not to mention a poisoned mouth full of... poop.