Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Sick

Aomine Daiki I'm sick.

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Midorima Shintaro Since when were you not? You're the definition of sick-minded.

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Aomine Daiki I MEAN I HAVE A FEVER. Damn you.

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Akashi Seijuro Well, it's no surprise since you're an animal in heat all the time.

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Kagami Taiga Just like animals, animals, like animals' balls.

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Aomine Daiki Yeah, I'm an animal. An animal in bed.

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Kagami Taiga Uhhhh is that an invitation?

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Aomine Daiki OH MY GOD. HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT. I'd rather sleep with a pancake.

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Kagami Taiga Please. I'd rather twerk naked in town than go near you ewwww.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Perhaps we should stop teasing Aomine-kun. He is actually very fragile as well.

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Kagami Taiga Somehow it doesn't sound very convincing coming from someone who has burned him so many times his skin got even darker.

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Kuroko Tetsuya Look at how he cried during our match versus Rakuzan. He does have the soul of a fragile teenager.

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Midorima Shintaro And the brain of an orangutan.

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Akashi Seijuro That is an insult to orangutans. If I were an orangutan I would be offended.

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Aomine Daiki Excuse me but oranges do not have brains.

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Midorima Shintaro ...

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Akashi Seijuro I rest my case.

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Midorima Shintaro I see what you mean.

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Aomine Daiki HOW DO YOU KNOW I CRIED???

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Kuroko Tetsuya Momoi-san told me.

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Momoi Satsuki Geez, I thought idiots don't get sick!

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Aomine Daiki Wow, guys. I'm so touched. Here I am burning up, as hot as an underwear model, with my nostrils completely stuffed up, trying to get a little sympathy, and what do I get??? An Insult Aomine Daiki forum. Thanks.

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Kagami Taiga Yeah, a model. More like one of those models they use in horror movies who get their head chopped off by a flying axe.

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Kuroko Tetsuya We're sorry, Aomine-kun. Do get well soon. Shh, Kagami-kun. You two are of the same species after all.

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Kagami Taiga Are you suggesting that I'm as dumb as him???

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Akashi Seijuro Well, if Kuroko says so...

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Midorima Shintaro I guess we were probably somewhat harsh. Maybe. Possibly.

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Momoi Satsuki >o< I guess Tetsu-kun is right~

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Kuroko Tetsuya Do let us know how we can make it up to you and make you feel better, Aomine-kun. I could get something for you on everyone's behalf. Perhaps a takeaway Maji burger meal?

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Aomine Daiki You guys do have a heart after all. Well, I could do with the latest Horikita Mai-chan summer photobook and Horiuchi Mako-chan magazines. Oh, and a Mai-chan body pillow. Oh God, I can't wait to cuddle to her in bed. I'll be waiting, thanks.

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Akashi Seijuro If you let Kuroko go near any of those things... I will personally see to it that you never get out of that bed.

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Momoi Satsuki Me too!!! >:(

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Midorima Shintaro Aomine, you never cease to amaze me. Even when you're sick, you're still sick.

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My nose is so stuffed up I can't taste anything AKLSKHDHSJ.