Generation of Idiots (Kuroko no Basket Facebook Fanfiction)

Eyes

Author's Note: SPOILER ALERT for those who have not read the manga! (Chapter 263 onwards, I believe) Edit: Or watched season 3.

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Kise Ryouta Just realized that many of our fellow friends here have reaaaaaally cool and awesome eyes! ヾ(＠°▽°＠)ﾉ

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Aomine Daiki Are you high?

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Kise Ryouta ｢(＝＞o≦＝)ﾉ You're so mean, Aominecchi! Don't you see? Izuki-san has the Eagle Eye. Takao has the Hawk Eye. Akashicchi has the Emperor Eye. Kurokocchi has the Quasi-Emperor Eye! Even Seirin's coach has those cool body-stats eyes!

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Aomine Daiki Oh yeah? But I have the best, most OP, most fantabulous eyes. You would all gladly lick my socks for breakfast to have my eyes. -smirks-

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Kagami Taiga Excuse me. My eyes shoot out lightning. 2nd-gate-of-zone lightning, to be exact. And please leave your disgusting, barf-inducing socks out of this post. -shudders-

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Aomine Daiki The only one who can insult my socks is me! Tch, big deal. Boobs over balls all day, every day. Behold my... CUP SIZE EYE! One look and I got your boob size down to a T.

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Kagami Taiga BIG DEAL! All you can do is detect balls of fats on chests. AND CAN YOU NOT SAY 'YOUR'? I know you fantasize about me, but please don't imagine me with two lumps of fats.

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Aomine Daiki WTF? I'd rather fantasize about naked mole rats. With boobs.

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Midorima Shintarou I have four eyes. Beat that.

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Akashi Seijuro Oh, is that so? Do you think you have the most powerful eye then, Daiki, Shintarou, Kagami?

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Kise Ryouta ┻┳|･ω･)ﾉ Goodbye, Aominecchi, Midorimacchi, Kagamicchi. It's been nice knowing you~ (。･д･)ﾉﾞ

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Izuki Shun Eye have no eye-dea what is going on, but eye think it would be wise of all of you to stop making a spectacle of yourself. Nice one, me!

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Aomine Daiki Brb, gotta polish my gravure figures.

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Kagami Taiga Brb, it's the Japanese lunch time rush.

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Midorima Shintarou Brb, Oha Asa is on.

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Kise Ryouta You know that shit just got real when Midorimacchi starts using chat acronyms. (.'･﹏･'.)

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Akashi Seijuro Why? Come back. I'm going to give you an even better eye. All of you. How do you all fancy a black eye?

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