I'm Nialls cousin. No big deal. Right?

15. Seriously. No cliches guys. And especially no zombie guts

"WE DID IT!" Niall announced, very proudly, to the household as we pretty much fell through the door. It was late and we were FINALLY home.

"Good job bro. Now hush. I'm watching tv." Zayn called back. Half annoyed, half amused.

We all squished onto the little two seat couch while the others didn't even give us a second look.

I think that stripes was texting his little sisters because he was giggling quite a bit.

Zayn was interneting on his phone while watching 'Community' on the TV. Ooh it was the zombie episode. I love how they appreciate my movies.

Oh, and Liam was sitting cross legged on the rug with a plate of munchies, watching the Telly. This is about as interesting as they get. Well, except from the few spontaneous occasions, i.e beach, milkshake competitions and food and water fights. But thats about it. Contrary to popular belief, they are all just boring teenage guys.

Harry disentangled himself from the little blob on the couch and plopped himself down next to Liam.

"You know, it's not bad spending this much time together." He thought aloud. "I mean, we spend heaps of time together on tour and when were working and stuff. But it's still fun." He shrugged and popped one of liams chips into his mouth. The boys all agreed in their own little 'Not paying too much attention but still caring enough to listen' way, and then went back to what they were doing.

I knew that they all loved eachother like brothers (brotherly love... Brove?) but I could tell that they weren't going to complain about having alone time. I don't know why people think that they spend every waking moment together. Is it possible for five guys to spend two years straight Together with neither one of them being murdered brutally in their sleep?

Zayn stood up and walked over to me. "Hey Rory," he whispered "I'm gonna head when lux gets here because ,um, Lou wants to tell me something. Is that alright? I mean I've loved staying here but it's home time for me." A sheepish grin lit up his face.

"Sure Zayny boy." I vaulted over the armrest of the couch and enveloped Zayn in a hug. "It's been awesome having you here- wait, why is Lux coming over?" I really should know these things.

"Oh, right, we kind of forgot to mention it. Lou Teasdale, er, rang, and asked if you and Harry could babysit. They are having a date night and everybody else was, um,

unavailable." He started biting his lower lip. Well, more gnawing at it.

"Fair enough. I havent met Lux yet. When is she getting here!" I started bouncing around on my toes. I am pumped!

"Geez Rory. Control your emotions!" Louis smirked at me from across the room. So of course I did the mature thing. I stuck my tounge out at him.

"Oi Tommo. Are you leaving tonight too?" I shouted across the room. We weren't that far apart. I just wanted to yell.

"UM. YES?" He glanced at Liam quickly for approval. "WE NEED TO HELP ZAYN WITH THE, UH, THING. SO IT WILL JUST BE YOU AND HARRY. But we will be back tomorrow and pack our stuff and such" He yelled back uncertainly. Something was afoot. Hehe, it's 'a foot'. Le sigh... Wait, I dont even like feet.

Just as a very awkward silence filled the room, somebody knocked. They knocked four times. Holy shiznuggets someone's gonna die.

"LUXY!" Liam jumped up and raced for the door.

The door swung open to reveal the one and only lux teasdale. Oh, and Lou of course.

"Hey Boys. How are you doing?" She asked noone in particular.