I'm Nialls cousin. No big deal. Right?

14. The idiot finally falls in love. Oh and they frolic with children.

Rorys brain.

Us three had been here for about an hour. Well, us three Harriet and tabby. Oh and I guess Paul counts as well. But he's sitting around in the foyer flicking through the parenting magazines that tell you how to be a decent mother and stuff. It's kind of sad that I'll never need to or be able to use one of those. But Ahh well.

Niall, Harry and I were playing with Neah and Connor in the toddler while lily rolled around in the corner next door in the baby room with tabby. And poor Harri girl was stuck at the desk as per usual. I think she may have stayed there just so she wouldn't fangirl in front of Niall and Haz. Tabby was surprisingly calm. But the fangirl was boiling inside her. I could sense it.

"Nially spin me awound!" Neah squeaked and ran into his open arms. Niall raised her above his head and spun in circles. Impressive horan. Impressive.

"harry can you do that to me?" Connor lunged at Harry who put his hand out to stop him.

"Mate, I've done it twenty three times in the last hour. I'm gonna have to say no bud." he chuckled and sat down in the middle of the room.

Connor just sighed and sadly turned around.

"Aww fine then. Last time." Connor grinned and turned back around to face Harry.

Well this is just a bit adorable.

I heard the bell jingle signalling that somebody just arrived. I peeked out the door to the foyer and saw one of my favorite little girls and her young dad.

Whilst her dad talked to Harriet, she poked around the room. Looking for toys or books or anything really. But instead of finding either of those, she found a Paul.

"Hello mister!" she chirped.

"Hey sweetie. Whats your name?" He whispered.

"Violet Amelia Tyler. And I am 4 years old." she held up four little fingers.

"That's nice. My name is Paul. And I'm old...er than you. It was very nice meeting you." he smiled at the petite little girl and turned his attention back to his 'Mothers weekly' magazine.

"Hey mister-"

I should probably save poor paul.

"Hey sweetie!" I called. Violet spun around and charged at me.

"AUNTIE RORY!" She squealed and flung her arms around me. Since most of the kids here had known Harriet since birth and me for almost a year, they all called me and Harriet, Aunty. It was pretty cool actually.

I looked up and smiled at her dad who was sneaking out while his daughter was occupied.

'Seeya' I mouthed at him. He waved and made his escape.

I crouched to violets height.

"Hey sweetie, you know that song that you like." I asked her.

"The 'baby you light up a world like noone else'!"

"Yeah. Well the boys who sing it are in there!" I pointed to the toddler room and she was gone before I could blink.

Violet was a gorgeous little girl. She suited the name with her long black hair and huge icy blue eyes. She was one of the ones who first got to know me well when I moved here a few months ago.

I heard a lot of giggling and singing coming from the room behind me so I figured that violet had found the boys. Should I feel sorry for them... Pft no way.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~magical time skip wiggly lines~~~~~~~~

As the last kid fell asleep we all fell down exhausted.

"There are just so many of them. And they run so FAST!" Harry whispered.

"In know. They just dont stop. Are ALL kids like this!" Niall whispered back.

"Youre just too weak. Both of you. They weren't even that bad today. Usually it takes an hour to get them settled for nap time" their reaction was priceless. They both turned to face me with their eyes wide and mouths in a perfect 'O' shape.

"How are you still alive!" Niall whispered/exclaimed. Whispersplained. That is an awesome word.

"I just have a gift what can I say" I replied sarcastically.

"Rory. I think you may be a superhero." Harry said in awe "So you kind of have to start wearing leotards now." he paused and mulled it for a second. "Actually... Can you start wearing leotards anyway" he answered cheekily. Boof head.

"Niall. Swat him."

*thunk* "OWW!"

"I WAS KIDDING!"

"Shh!"

He toned his voice down. "I was kidding. I have no desire to see you in a leotard. Unless it was your superhero costume. Because then I could say that my girlf- bestie was a superhero" he awkwardly trailed off. Wait. Was he about to say-

"Does this mean we can have afternoon tea because the last thing I ate was a bowl of cereal at six this morning and it is now two in the afternoon" Niall moaned.

Me and Harry both looked away quickly. I wasn't even aware that we were looking at each other to begin with.

"Yup" "sounds like a plan" " let's eat NOW"

We all got of our lazy butts and made our way though the maze of children but I couldn't help but think back to Harry.

Whenever I think of my dream guy I think of a guy whose nice, funny, good with kids, cute, can sing and play guitar, preferably has dimples and has really nice eyes. Oh and a six pack (Or eight pack, I'm not picky). Buti never connected all of these to him.

He didn't seriously think that I would ever be his girlfriend right. Of course he wouldn't. He's not an idiot. You would have to be an idiot to want us two together.

Oh no. No no no. I think...

I think I'm the idiot

Oquay. I am really not very fond of this chapter. (And its so short!) I just wanted something up. And I am just getting impatient about when they finally strychnine going out. Because I literally make everything up as I go along :)

Anyway did you know that this started off as a louis fanfic. That's wierd.

But seriously. Vote and fan and comment and such. Even if you hate it. Especially comment if you hate it. I take no offense. I'm pretty much a robot. I'll make a deal. If I get a few votes or comments or a fan or something I'll upload quicker :)

Okay I'm annoying now. Buh bye! xxMiki