How to annoy the transformers

100 ways to annoy Starscream

Ok, Screamer is one of my personal favorites! I'm sure one other person in particular will enjoy his 5 minutes in the spotlight! Language/Risque elements. What's new? Enjoy!

Disclaimer: *sigh* same old, same old.

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1) Inform him that Megatron will always be the better leader of the Decepticons. Always.

2) Take a video of Megatron beating up Screamer and post it on Youtube. Be sure every Decepticon and Autobot sees it so they can taunt him about being Megatron's bitch.

3) Ask Starscream where his 'Kiss the Cook' apron is. After all, he has pointed out in multiple universes that he is 'home Megatron' like the good little wife he is.

4) Tell G1 Screamer that in Prime he has 'obsolete' technology that he refuses to upgrade . Oh yeah, and he no longer has his precious null-ray.

5) Tell Starscream that he is a lying, big-headed, bitchy suck-up of a whimp.

6) Ask Screamer what's up with the constant change in his chin size. Does he enjoy cosmetic surgery that much?

7) Ask Screamer if that bad attitude has to do with the size of his... ahem... you know.

8) Related to number 7 if you're daring, add that "It's no wonder Megatron's the dominant one in the relationship". And then maybe point out that the Allspark (or Primus, if you prefer) may have been having a lazy-off day when making his weak excuse for a model.

9) Mention how you'd want to take a flight in the most powerful Cybertronian jet-plane one day. You think Thundercracker or Skywarp would be the absolute fastest!

10) Prank call Screamer claiming to be Megatron and that you would like him in the board room dressed in his skimpiest outfit in ten minutes... or else. Then call all the 'cons to the board room for an urgent message. Watch the reaction of everyone unfold when Screamer enters!

11) Tell Starscream he looks pretty... in pink.

12) Compliment him on his "high heels" and ask him where he bought them.

13) Bring up the time when he was pwned by Skyquake.

14) Relating to 13, ask him if he liked being thrown around by Skyquake.

15) Ask if he likes being the submisive one in his relationship with Megatron or any  of the other 'cons that he sleeps around with. I mean, come on, it's Starscream! 

16) Bring up the time he was supposively untouchable with the dark energon infused into him and then had his arm blown off by Optimus.

17) Offer Starscream a spare hand, change your mind, then point out that he should have one laying around somewhere. After all shouldn't it be rather difficult to loose a whole arm? Oh, wait, you forgot. Skyquake already offered him a hand.

18) Trick Megatron into thinking that Starscream is cheating on him, and then watch as Megatron beats the crap out of Starscream.

19) Call him ma'am and pretend it was a mistake. Those damn high heels can be so misleading.

20) Tell TFA Starscream that he can't even measure up to his own clones.

21) Tell Starscream his voice changes throughout the different shows makes him sound like he is going through puberty.

22) Tell Starscream that his shin armor looks like pantyhose with bows on the knees and he would be look excellent if he wore a pink, short, frilly skirt to top it off.