How to annoy the transformers

100 ways to annoy Airachnid

This one should be a fan favorite! *snicker* Yeah, sure. But I suggest that ya'll make sure you have some bug spray close at hand just in case she wants to kill you....

Language/risque. Well, you guys know my thoughts about continuing to warn you about that stuff. Ah well, legality wins this one!

What're you waiting for? Enjoy!

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1) Send Starscream after Airachnid and watch him squish her with his fabulous heels.

2) Sit around and name ways to kill spiders and mention how much you love to watch their legs twitch when they're dying.

3) Ask Airachnid how her relationship is with Arcee.

4) Ask Airachnid how her relationship is with Jack Darby.

5) Smirk at Airachnid and tell her you're sorry about losing all of her severed heads due to Jack Darby. What's with the face? Too soon?

6) After number 5, ask if Airachnid started re-collecting yet and then snap your fingers and announce, "Oh that's right, you must be having a hard time with Autobots on your tail and 'cons not trusting your webby ass."

7) Say that Airachnid only 'flies solo', per say, not because others fear her or that she likes to work alone, but because she's ugly.

8) Tell Airachnid you feel sorry… that Breakdown ever had to have her attached to him. Poor guy!

9) Mention just how low and disgraceful it is for a 'con to go working with MECH, no matter how solitary said 'con may be.

10) Ask Airachnid if killing Arcee's partnerts gets her off. And if so, is it because Arcee turned her down?

11) Point out to Airachnid that she's honestly doing no better than Starscream was, so she should stop acting so surperior.

12) Also mention that Starscream makes a better loner then her. You bet he's actually doing more than sitting in a web and whining about the loss of severed heads.

13) Laugh and tell Airachnid that Megatron is sure to squish her like a bug after he's through using her resources. Seconds-in-command mean nothing to him really.

14) Put webbing all over the Nemesis and tell Megatron that Airachnid's trying to either make it more like Halloween or is possibly going to lay some eggs…

15) Go after Airachnid with cans of bug spray, fly-swatters, and other bug-killing devices.

16) Tell her that her existence is meaningless because she is an unoriginal, shameless rip-off of the much cooler and more popular Blackarachnia.

17) Say within hearing of Arachnid that the only reason she would make a better SiC than Starscream is that she is (questionably) a femme and Megatron must have gotten tired of 'Bots and 'Cons speculating whether Megatron is straight or gay.

18) Have her watch the scene from "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" where all those spiders get run over or blasted while Harry and Ron escape the Forbidden Forest.

19) After showing her HPatCoS, get a snake or toy basilisk and use that to try to scare her away. 100 points if she does get scared and runs away, 100 more for every con or bot that sees her running when you do this.

20) If your still alive after the last two, then have her watch the scene from "HP and the Goblet of Fire" where Moody tortures the spiders in his lesson.

21) Ask her if she has any relationship to the stupid spider from the movie "It".

22) When she walks by start laughing. When she asks what's so funny simply say "Megatron is going to rip you to pieces."