How to annoy the transformers

30 ways to annoy Bulkhead

Well, Bulkhead's weight is probably gonna be called out more than Jonah Hill's..... Just a forewarning! Enjoy!

Language/risqué.

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1) Call him chubby/chunky/fatty/etc. If you;re really feeling cruel, go ahead and tell him he's a fatass.

2) Tell TFP Bulk that you ship him with Wheeljack/Breakdown/Miko/Fowler/etc. Or tell TFA Bulk you ship him with Lugnut/Bumblebee/Sari/etc.

3) Say "Its clobbering time!" every time he goes to beat something with his wrecking ball/mace thing.

4) Make terribly rude remarks about the size of his chin.

5) Ask Bulkhead from TFP how it feels to have vomit in his interior.

6) Critique Bulkhead's 'art' in the cruelest fashions (mostly TFA).

7) Inform Bulkhead that they wanted to use Ironhide in TFP instead of him and in TFA he is supposed to be based off of poor Ironhide. Obviously that didn't work out.

8) Release the Zombie-Breakdown in the same location as Bulkhead. Sit back with popcorn and enjoy the mayhem.

9) Play the song "Fat" by Weird Al Yankovic whenever Bulk goes by.

10) Call Bulkhead 'mom' when he begins to get overprotective of Miko.

11) Start singing 'Chunkalicious, definitious, make the mechs go loco~'

12) Spray paint TFA Bulkhead white while he's sleeping. Call him a living canvas and invite other graffiti artists to paint him.

13) Dress up TFP in blue and red hammer pants and say "Stop! Hammer time!" Then run away and repeat at random intervals, especially in front of others or in the middle of conversations.

14) Sneak up behind him and replicate his infamous I-See-Scraplet scream.

15) Called him Kilowog. They're both green, from outer space, and have the same voice actor. Oh, and they're big and love pounding things.

16) Dare him to go into  room full of Scraplets. Tell him that a true Wrecker would do it.

17) Tell him his name suits him very well.

18) Remind him how he laughed about Seaspray before hearing of his death.

19) Tell Bulkhead that he reminds you of Mabel "Madea" Simmons.

20) Ask him if he seen Wreck-it Ralph, and if he's a wrecker like Ralph.

21) Call TFA Bulkhead by his new nickname, Patrick. Ask him why he's pink and huge. Tell him he should hang out with TFA Starscream due to their famous voices. 

22) Constantly mention how his color scheme looks like a trash truck.

23) Tell him that he should join Weight Watchers. Even offer to pay for his subscription.

24) Ask him if he sits on Decepticons.  

25)  Mention how a Jaeger (Reference to Pacific Rim) can beat him and Wheeljack easily.

26) Call him fat because he eats Decepticons for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Don't forget brunch. And a post-breakfast snack. And..... Maybe a midnight meal?

27) Call him a mechanical Jabba the hut.

28) Perform surgery on him, and when he asks why are there spare parts, go ahead and shove the spare parts down his mouth. End this by saying, "All Done." Walk away innocently, while whistling or humming the Bayformers theme song.

29) Tell him that his alt mode makes him look trashy and slow.

30) Ask him if he knows how incompetent he is compared to Ironhide.

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Alright, so what'd y'all think? Let me know pweez!

                                                                       Lightwing_Prime_09