How to annoy the transformers

100 ways to annoy Skywarp and Thundercracker

Ok, this one is a bit different from the others in what I'm now officially calling my, "Ways to annoy" series. I decided to combine Skywarp and Thundercracker into a single one-shot. Numbers 1-50 will be 'Warp, and TC is 51-100. Language/risqueness.

Disclaimer: Ok, it's the same deal as all the others. Must I repeat myself?

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1) Make a warping noise or say "Beam me up Scottie!" everytime that Skywarp teleports.

2) Call him 'Warpy/Warpster as a nickname.

3) Push Skywarp down when he's least expecting it (since he does it to others a lot as it is). You'll only be able to do this once in your life, probably (as he'll either murder you or teleport away every time after) so you'd better cherish it. And record it.

4) Mention how Starscream was right; 'Warpy is a big play-baby with no real skills or abilites. What a shame. At least someone should make use of that teleporting ability!

5) Be serious with him at all times. About everything. And only remark that, "Srs face is srs."

6) Mention his apparent useless throughout the G1 series. Psstt, keep making Energon cubes. Yep.

7) Ask if he's a droid worker who dreamed of being a star one day but was just too much of a procrastinator. Because you understand the poor scrapheap. You really do.

8) Tell him that pink is the new black... And purple.

9) Take the time mentioning Skywarp's failed experiments and ideas. With details. And pictures. Every day.

10) Claim Skywarp to be having a "Lazy Day" song by Bruno Mars moment... Every day of his life. And sing it. At least once a day. Twice would be even better.

11) Oh, do not forget, that he HATES being fretted over.

12) Call him DerpWarp.

13) Then tell Thundercracker and Starscream that he called them EmoCracker and NagScream respectively.

14) Ask him why one of the Command Trine has one of the most cowardly powers ever. Then say he and Mirage should totally have a sparkling together.

15) If Starscream smacks Skywarp around, does that make Warp Screamy's bitch? And if Scream is Megs' bitch, what is Skywarp?

16) Tell him his paintjob makes him look emo. Provide him with several handmade drawings in case he doesn't know the word.

17) Ask Soundwave to constantly ping Skywarp's comm with emo music and recitations of sad poetry.

18) Ask why he (and Thundercracker) were only good enough to be clones in TFA, and not even show up in any transformers line after that!

19) Call him Skyderp.

20) Point out that he didn't have a name in TFA.

21) Point out the Starscream was in every version of Transformers, but he was only in 2.

22) Make fun of how he's scared of his own shadow. (TFA version).

23) Ask him if he's afraid of his own reflection/shadow or something.

24) Ask G1 skywarp how tfa skywarp likes being TC's bitch.

25) Ask him if he can apparate into Hogwarts.

26) Ask him if he is afraid of ponies. If he says no, introduce him to My Little Pony. Ask again.

27) Tell him Twilight Sparkle does the whole teleportation thing better than he does.