How to annoy the transformers

100 ways to annoy Optimus Prime

Back by popular (sort of) demand, it's more "Ways to annoy"!

I'll be honest, I though I was done, but somebody suggested I do a little something for Optimus, and well.... you guys see what happened! This is the same deal as the others (I'll admit I had to go back and check to see what the deal was!).

Not all of these are mine, but I arranged most, got rid of others, and redid several morel Language/risqué, you guys know how it is.

Enjoy!

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1) Refer to Optimus by one of the youtube captions of his name (i.e, Optimist, Octopus Pine, etc.)

2) Run around screaming about how epic the Decepticons are; how they are unbeatable and have a vast amount of members. Add how there's a handful of Autoboob failures in retrospect.

3) Have tons of political extremists from any/all parties try to have "diplomatic" discussions in Optimus' presence.

4) Dress up as Megatron and begin the usual "One shall stand, one shall fall" speech.

5) Try driving Optimus when he's in his alt mode. Refuse to let him drive and continue attempting to do so, even if he corrects you.

6) Show Optimus all of the lemons and smut based around his character. And all that MPreg. Lots and lots of Mpreg.

7) Ask stupid, ridiculous questions hundreds upon hundreds of time until he finally snaps at you to cut it out.

8) Endanger others. Anyone at all. Frequently.

9) Offer any version of OP other than Bayverse the idea of painting flames upon his form. See how well that plays out.

10) Paint Decepticon insignia's all over the Autobot base and its individuals.

11) Send him a link of an Optimus/Megatron lemon.

12) Make lots of remarks on how his new TFP body makes him look chubby... Constantly. Make up annoying nicknames like "Beefcakimus Prime" or "Chubbimus."

13) Tell TFP that Bayverse Prime looked more pimpin' and try to convince him into getting purple flames painted down his sides. For the ladies.

14) Repeatedly call him Megatron, and the Autobots Decepticons.

15) Convince Ratchet to hit Optimus with a wrench. Just hope he doesn't find out it was you who did the convincing.

16) Tell Optimus that Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime is the best Prime ever. And if he disagrees, tell him Rodimus hasn't died in every series.  

17) Ask repeatedly why he is always dying.

18) Tell TFP Optimus that in TFA being a Prime doesn't really mean anything important. Cause really it doesn't.

19) Draw a big pic on the wall of Optimus Prime but put one of the U.S worst presidents face over his face. Tell him that Honest Abe gave better speeches than he does...

20) Repeatedly demand for TFA Optimus to turn into a firetruck.

21) Facepalm, groan, or yawn every time Optimus begins one of his "inspirational" speeches.

22) Rig the base doors with a set of giant speakers to play "The Touch" every time he walks in.

23) Ask him to frequently to say his famous lines "One shall stand, one shall fall" and "Autobots, roll out!"

24) Ask Optimus why Elita-One wasn't present when he was on his deathbed while Kup, Arcee, Magnus, Hot Rod, and all them were.

25) Ask Optimus if he's aware Hot Rod and Megatron made a deal to have him killed so Hot Rod could get his hands on the Matrix.