the period project

rant ninety-six: the regina george of periods

anonymous

hello,

i think that the period project is by far the most awesome thing to ever read on wattpad, and for some reason i always forgot to note anything down when i was on my period but here goes;

i'm at that point where i want to stab my uterus. no, not because of cramps and not because pads are the most annoying awkward things to put on in a school toilet since peeing when everything is silent and you know your acquaintance/ frenemy is right outside the stall.

i'm freaking pissed because this morning i woke up feeling like i wasnt being punched repeatedly in the stomach and there was no blood that had mysteriously found its way to the mattress and I THOUGHT THANK THE LORD MY PERIOD IS DEAD AND I CAN FEEL GOOD AGAIN and i acted happy n shit and i went out and ate food that i wanted to eat without fear of blood rapidly making its way out of me ya get me?

then i got home.

BLOOD. EVERYWHERE. WHAT EVEN. IT'S NOT FUNNY PERIOD, IF YOU'RE GOING AWAY STAY THE HELL AWAY.

NOBODY LIKES YOU. YOU'RE LIKE THE REGINA GEORGE AND I'M CADY. AND IN MY WORL CADY BEATS REGINA UP UNTIL REGINA DOESNT DARE TO COME BACK EVER, LET ALONE ONCE A MONTH JUST TO TORMENT ME