the period project

rant sixty-seven: the period purge

anonymous 

You know what I hate about periods? Other than the obvious ones like: cramps, cravings, mood swings and stuff like that.

I hate that my period is always unexpected. ALWAYS! I would be chilling in my room watching videos in youtube, reading wattpad, Or thinking about things that I know will never happen to me but hey, a girl can dream. so I'm in my room then when I get up for something BAM! Theres a huge aśs Stain on whatever I was sitting on. Also with my luck, that day I had decided to wear my favorite pair of panties so it too is destroyed. FML.

Then shortly after I realize that the period Purge has begun, The cramping starts. If you're a girl and your period purge has already started then you should know how much this freaking hurts. Or maybe your periods are painless and bipolar-less (that's a new word. Don't look it up, just take my word for it). If you are then I have three words for you: YOURE A LIAR! There is no such thing as a painless period. If there was then I freaking hate you for being so lucky to be blessed with one. Why do you get to have a painless, cramp less, bipolar-less period, huh? What makes you so special? Because I'm sure every girl that suffers this, This TORTURE deserves to know. Ugh, I don't even know where I'm going with this but I don't give any fùcks. This period took all my fùcks.

Okay back to my rant. Us, Girls aren't the only ones suffering through these periods. No siree, we are not. Guys suffer too, well that's what I've been told. They have to go through all of our mood swings and cravings and emotional mess. And if you have a man and he is Still with you even after witnessing and enduring all of your period Purge, then I say that he is a good guy and you should keep him. Or maybe he's an asshole and only sticks with you because you're hot and you give him what he wants, then I say: run him over with your car or if you don't have a car then fill a room up with tiny Lego pieces and lock him in there. They both inflict a lot of pain. Then, tell the police that you're on your period. That might help you get away with the crime.

Whoa wait, how in the hell did I get to the topic of committing crimes? Whoa this period purge is really messing up my head and it's only my first day.

You know, people should really make a law stating that girls on their periods can not be held accountable for their actions. and that if you succeed to piss a girl off then you deserve what will come to you. Whether it be death by car or excruciating pain by Lego pieces to the foot that might lead to death.

Dang my period has made me violent. I'm not usually this violent believe me. My period just brings out this mean, cruel side of me that I never knew about. Maybe I should be left anonymous.

Anyways, You know what I also hate? I hate it when guys or maybe even girls, will automatically assume that you are on your period if you are abnormally mean to them. I fùcking hate that shít! I hate it so much! Like why should my period be the reason for my bítchyness huh? What if the reason that I'm mean to you is because you're acting stupid and it's pissing me off? Yea, you decided to be annoying today and I decided to retaliate back by being bítchy. Don't immediately think that I'm on my period. Even if I am it's my fùcking business not yours so don't go announcing it out to the world. Shít like this will get you locked up with a bunch of Lego pieces if not, run over by a car.

Another thing that annoys the Crap outta me? Sleeping when you have your period. Yeah, because if you're a pad user (I don't know if this happens with tampons) then you know that you absolutely CAN NOT go to bed without having a towel sprawled out under you or your bed will be repainted. And trust me girl, you don't want red spots on your sheets. This shít WILL stain! I am not kidding you, this is seriously stuff.

The first week of my period, I saw that I had stained my white sheets. So I'm like shoot! These were my favorite ones because it had cool purple flowers and stuff and I like shít like this (don't judge me, you have your shít and I have mine) so I tried hand washing it, putting it in the washing machine, I even Considered Power washing it in the dish washer but then I'm like: no this is stupid.   Two years later and the fùcking stain is STILL there! FML

This is the end of my period rant. Although I probably have MANY more period related things to rant about I'm craving ice cream right now so you know how I'm feeling.