the period project

rant forty-six: aftermath

@pieromania 

anyone else hate what happens after your period??? it's just like 'oh yasss! good bye fucking blood baths, hello being happy again!!!' and then all of the sudden, this weird snot-substance comes out.

I mean like wtf is wrong with me? i hope I'm not the only one who gets it bc that would be just horrible. and it smells like fuck too. i can't even walk without it smelling like dead fish and rotting body parts. ugh

and then i'm sitting there like 'uh, no that smell isn't me. i have no idea what you're talking about' and keep my legs crossed as tightly as possible.

and then there's this guy he can literally tell when you're gonna have your period. he was like, 'yeah you're gonna get your period in like two to four days' and guess what? i got it in three. ugh. so the guy literally knows when all the girl's periods are done and he knew i was the one who smelt bad and it's just

ugh.

he has to know everything and it's so embarrassing bc he's a guy and he's not even a gay one which would be cool he a gay guy knew what time you'd get your period bc it would be less awkward. ugh periods go to hell. and don't come back with your stupidass weird snot stuff that seems to want to ruin my underwear more than the actual period blood does.

wtf is wrong with mother nature?