the period project

rant twenty-five: no pads

@poshpizza 

so my period decided to come on with NO WARNING LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. I usually get warning like cramps or maybe a dream (idek) and it just puts all this blood on my favorite underwear as if it own the place, like, bitch no. So i go to get myself a pad and GUESS FUCKING WHAT? THERE IS NONE. My freaking aunt took all the freaking pads and aint nobody in my house wear tampons. I cant drive and the store is like too far away for me to walk and then florida is a bipolar little shit, raining one second and all sunny the next so i have no pads and what am i to do? My aunt doesnt have a car and no one else was home and i dont wanna keep messing up my underwear. Then I just sat on the toliet so all the blood would go in there. So the struggle is real.

I call for then rant to my aunt and she says "calm yourself and get off the toliet"

hm. How about no? DO YOU FUCKING WANT BLOOD ALL OVER THE CARPET, KITCHEN, AND MY ROOM, MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WAS KILLED? like you need to take several seats, maybe even rethink your life.

in the end she walked /all the way/ to the store while it wasnt raining (this is a legit karma for her telling me to calm down) and got us some pads.