the period project

rant sixty-eight: blood trails

@stereohearted 

 o i'm at school and i'm taking the final exam for my trig class, and im breezing thorugh it bc i studied the night before.

then i feel something down THERE and i'm like 'holy fuck' so i raise my hand up as politely as i can although my leg is shaking like a bitch and i go like 'can i please go to the bathroom?'

oh i forgot to tell you that my teacher is the epitome of a son of a FUCKING DICK.

and he just FUCKING SMIRKS AT ME AND GOES 'oh no u can't elle' and i'm just smiling but inside im like 'iF YOU DON'T WNAT ME TO TO FUCKING CASTRATE YOU AND BOIL YOU AND RIP YOU TO SHREDS let me go to the fUCKING BATHROOM'

so class ends 15 min later and i run out to my locker and MY FUCKING TAMPONS AND PADS ARE NOT THERE and then my best friend comes to me and says 'oh elle i used the tampon bc i know ur not on your period but mine came early'

MINE CAME TWO WEEKS EARLY YOU BITCH

but being the nice friend i just nod and race to the medical room and i'm like feeling my butt to see if there's anything wet thank god i'm wearing black shorts and i feel something wet and im like freaking out like holy fuck holy fuck

and i get to the room and i open it like it's the door to heaven itself and guess what my CRUSH IS THERE in a cast like he's smiling at me and my hormones are in an overdrive so usually i just find him cute but now i just want a slice of him rIGHT THERE like why the fuck does this happen.

then he reaches over and pulls out a tampon from the basket and goes like 'hey elle were u looking for this' and i'm like gaping at him and my mind is going holy fuck and i look behind me and i'm making a recreation of THE TRAIL OF TEARS with blood (why does blood have to be red it's so intimidating like it looks like i was shot) and he smiles pitifully at me and i snatch the tampon out of his hands i just want to fucking die in a hole like pls swallow me up ground AND GUESS WHAT MY HORMONES STILL CALLED FOR HIM i h8 u period i h8 u tampon i h8 u hormones i h8 the world jfc