the period project

rant ninety seven: bloody m&g

anonymous

Think of your worst period ever. Dig into your horrible memories you've tried to remove from your mind. There. Got it?

Now imagine that but ten times worse. 

I was recently at a Justin Bieber concert and I had tickets for a meet and greet. I went by myself. I know, I'm lame right?? Anyway, after waiting in line for HOURS, I was really close to meeting him but I had to pee. "Whatever," I thought. "I'll just hold it in."

WRONG.

All of a sudden, I felt this big ass lump drop out of my vagina. "Did I just piss my pants?" I was panicking and feeling around my WHITE floral dress for anything wet and there was nothing. 

After about fifteen minutes or so, I was at the front of the line. LO AND BEHOLD! JUSTIN WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! I ran for a hug and I felt like the happiest girl on the planet.

I asked Justin if we could take a prom style picture where I stand in front of him and he drapes his arms around me. He was so sweet and all for it but then when I got in front of him he said "hey, uh, you've got some kinda red stain on your dress" and I STARTED CRYING. IT WAS PERIOD BLOOD, I KNEW IT, THAT'S WHAT THE LUMP WAS! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?? I WAS BAWLING AND RUNNING OUT OF TIME SO WE JUST TOOK AN UGLY AS FUCK PICTURE STANDING FAR FROM EACH OTHER AS I SOBBED.

It's been months and I'm still crying. :)