the period project

rant thirty-four: blood bath

anonymous 

Guess who came for a five day visit today?

My period.

Guess who's happy? NOT ME!

I mean it they are like the most distrusting thing ever. Red, slimy and yuck. And I can't believe we have to stand all of that. But, hey we do.

So, I was supposed to go to the pool today. Can I go now? NO. Cause I woke up in a pool of my own blood. And the worst part is when I have to share my bathroom with my brother. He's five and he jumps in the bathroom no matter who's in it and I can't lock the door cause the fucking key is lost- yet my brother hasn't jumped into the bathroom when I'm in there. Thank god- . So yep my day is going great up till now. And god my brother bought this transformers toy today that turns from a car to a robot and he can't stop bugging me to help him turn the damn toy into a car, I want to fucking kill him.

I also want chocolate.

I once heard that they put some kind of electrodes on men so they could feel labour pain. I hope they could feel 50 years of periods. Wait they can't, don't have to stand anything.