anonymous
latest scientific statistics show: 99.9% of sexual fanfictions are unrealistic. like, its the first time the girl is having sex but she is a sex goddess and knows everything and doesnt feel pain um???
fanfic:
he slammed into me and i moaned in pleasure.
real life:
he slammed into me and i SCREAMED in PAIN.
i get that this is a work of fiction, but some things just have to be realistic.
and then you've got the 'i just met this guy but imma make love to him anyway.' okAY STOP RIGHT THERE. STOP. please go sit in a corner and rethink your life choices.
i hate it when theres no condom and the girl doesnt even mention birth control but doesnt even get pregnant. pls tell me how u r defying the scientific law.
ONE TIME I READ THIS FIC WHERE THE GIRL GOT PREGGOS FROM SOME RANDOM GUY AND THE MOM WAS JUST LIKE "its k beb, luv u" OKAY NO IN REAL LIFE, THE MOM WOULD HAVE BEEN SO FURIOUS
omg but can we talk about the fact that the girl has sex everyday and nEVER GETS HER PERIOD WHERE CAN I BUY THOSE ABILITIES
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Sonstigesa collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014
