the period project

rant thirty-five: pain has arrived

anonymous 

shark week decided to make a big splash this fucking week. like seriously can't you send a letter or something. ANYTHING!? fuck you Mother Nature.

the worst part about the crimson wave is the PAIN! like seriously. I like have to actually EXERCISE on my period to lessen the pain. WHO THE FUK DOES THAT?!

yesterday I was waking around my house in circles, crying, and begging my sister to carve out my uterus. legit the pain got so bad I passed out on the stairs. the fucking STAIRS!! I hate you. I hate stairs and I hate vaginas!! I can't ughhhhh. to make it worse I have TERRIBLE PERIOD SHITS! does any one else have these? they fucking suck. it's like your butthole is exploding.

I jerked awake and tumbled down the rest of the stairs while trying to get to the bathroom before I sharted myself.

I am now crying my eyes out watching Adventure Time because Princess Bubblegum won't FUCKING LOVE FINNNN.

UGHHHHH JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE :((((