the period project

rant thirty-eight: late much?

@habile

today has been....really fucked up.for me that is.so I haven't had my period for god knows how long and so I was getting rlly worried and that's when my mum comes in.shes like-

"Leah are you pregnant?"

yeah those actual words came out of my mothers mouth.i,having so much awesomeness in me,do a spit take and spray my mum with coffee.that leads to one month off grounding.

hold on,it gets better.

I went shopping today and being an imagine dragons fan,I started listening to 'bleeding out'.how ironic right.the lyrics are something like this.

I'm bleeding out,I'm bleeding out for you...for you.

That's when nature finally decides that it had enough of convincing and kicks in.

I was fucked.why?cause I was wearing white shorts.

It gets better!

When I was getting off the bus,to go to nearest drug store,an old man points out(clears throat) and I quote.

"Sweetheart,the back of your shorts are covered in blood."

all eyes were on me.

At that time,I decided.

I hate motherfucking nature.