𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 || #𝟏

Chapter 47

"Yeah, whatever. JUST DON'T COME BACK!"

The bear sadly looks at Lorelei, and nods its head. It starts to crawl away, visibly shaken.

"Fluttershy who?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AUBREY!"

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The next morning, our limbs hurt even more from hiking the day before - and also running for our lives from a grizzly. Emily, however, has it the worst. She somehow got knocked out from a stick blowing too harshly in her face, and the force was so great that she had a massive bruise.

Lorelei is helping us all pack up our camping gear, since after the huge storm fiasco our parents wanted us immediately home. There was an even greater storm scheduled for tonight, and they didn't want us all catching cold's.

"I'm surprised with the fact that Lorelei managed to get a grizzly bear to go away," Jolene ponders. "I wasn't there while it happened, but to be honest I don't think that I'd truly believe it if I was there. Jasmine, was it awesome?"

"It was," I admitted, packing away the tent and sorting it into its respective bag. "I'm still in awe, I'm not sure how she managed to pull it off. She must've done it before, she was a bit too confident for it to be her first time."

"I could probably do the same," Abigail saltily added in. Obviously jealous, her eyebrows furrowed as we listened in on our conversation. Jolene rolls her eyes in a playful way, thinking that Abigail was joking. "I'm not joking, I truly think that I'd be able to do it."

"Abigail, you can't even utter two words to Katheryne, our school cook before sulking and getting one of us to do it. If you can't handle her, how the hell are you going to handle a fucking bear?" Alice whined.

"Not to mention, I think Lorelei also was both lucky - and had training." I added reassuringly, to try and get Abigail to feel better about... Not being able to talk to a fucking bear.

"Hmmph," she said. Crossing her arms, "I didn't even get to start a bushfire."

"Why would you even want to commit arson?" I frowned.

"What's arson?"

"For a person with an IQ of one hundred and fifteen, you are very dumb," Alice commented. Aubrey scoffs. "Don't look at me like that, my IQ is supposedly lower than yours, yet I know what arson is."

"Then what is it?" She taunte, sticking her tongue out.

"It's when you set fire to something," Alice taunted back, her hands on her hips. Abigail scrunches up her face in disappointment, and goes to bother Emily - who starts screeching at her to stop talking about Harry Potter.

"STOP IT!" She demanded, rage burning in her eyes.

"AND THEN SNAPE TURNED OUT TO REALLY LOVE-"

"SHUT UP YOU PEASENT!"

"AND IT WAS SO HEARTBREAKING! AND ALSO, ISN'T HARRY POTTER SUCH A GREAT ROMANCE-"

"NO IT'S NOT, AND I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HARRY POTTER. IF YOU CARRY ON ANY FURTHER I WILL SNAP YOUR NECK IN HALF, AND YOU WILL INSTANTLY DIE. IT'S AVADA KEDAVRA, BUT ACTUALLY TRUE. SO SHUT UP UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE BY MY HANDS."

"YOU ARE SO MEAN."

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I WOULD BURY YOU ALIVE TWENTY METRES UNDERGROUND SO THAT NOBODY COULD EVER HEAR YOU SCREAM FOR HELP. THEN, I'D FLOOD THE CEMETERY AND YOU'D DROWN TO DEATH, IN THE DARK, AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE - I WILL PLAY A VIDEO OF ME DESTROYING HARRY POTTER BOOKS AND BROADCAST IT IN YOUR COFFIN TWENTY FOUR SEVEN!"

"HAHA THAT IS SO RIDDIKULUS!"

"PLEASE, CAN SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS TORTURE?"

We listen to Abigail annoy Emily for the next hour as we finally finish packing up the camp. The only thing left is the puddle of gas Abigail poured into the tree stump, which Lorelei can't be bothered retrieving - since it's a waste of time and effort.

"This was either the worst, or the best camping trip I have ever been on," Aubrey cries. "I got to witness Lorelei telling off a bear for being mean, but on the other hand - I missed my daily dose of my one hundred and fifty seven anime boyfriends!"

"I thought you had a hundred and twenty four-" I started, but she cut me off.

"After we got the wifi back, I watched five new anime's and gained a lot more anime boyfriends. That is why," she explained. "There is no other reasonable explanation, is there?"

She really needs to stop watching anime. At this point, I think she's a bit too into it.

"Anyways," she says, flicking her hair. "Does anybody know when we're leaving?"

"We are waiting for my dad to pick us up in our caravan," Lorelei informed.

"You have a caravan? Why didn't we camp there instead?" Abigail whined. Lorelei annoyingly sighs.

"Because none of us can drive, and I'm sure that you, particularly, would blow it up. You are lucky I am not telling my parents about how you tried to start a bush fire."

"What's life without a little danger?" She answers weakly.

"The bushfire probably would've spiraled out of control and killed millions of animals," Emily adds in after.

Abigail, unaffected shrugs. "Well, to be honest I don't really know them. Stop making this more depressing than it has to be, I have my reasons."

Abigail must be a serial killer in the making. And I fear that I am her next victim.