𝐆𝐋𝐔𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 || #𝟏

Acknowledgements

Okay, before I go any further, I would just like to clarify that I started writing this book when I was 12 and I kinda hate this book. I just think that the storyline is really weird, and I hate how it was written by a 12/13 year old me. 

Anyways, I should be acknowledging people in this chapter. Okay, first I'd like to thank all my friends because a lot of the characters were inspired by all of you.

Jolene, you not only inspired me to implement you as a character in this book, but you were also my number one supporter throughout the whole thing. You stayed up until 2AM helping me figure out the plots for the stories, and never complained once about anything. I'm forever grateful for your help, because without you, this book might not even be here.

Lilliana, thanks for being the first ever person to vote on this book. You were my first friend on wattpad, and even though your character did end up being a villain, you're still loved by me in real life. But we aren't even really friends in real life which is kind of sad.

Alice, thank you so much for all the laughs. Even though you had nothing to do with my book, unless you count inspiring the character Alice. I still just want to thank you. Cause you know, life. And stuff.

I wanna thank Tina for approaching me in October 2019 and getting me to co-write a cringey tiktok boys fanfiction with her. I know it sounds bad, but it's not actually really a romance fanfiction, it's more of a joke. I was incompetent at writing at the time you approached me, but letting me cowrite it with you led me to become somewhat-okay at writing. You can find the fanfiction under the name - Tiktok Camp - and it's sequel which I finally decided to finish one afternoon.

Alexis, thanks for being a great friend to me all those harsh years in primary school. (For those who want to know, Alexis and I are still friends to this day. We're currently on day 3 of snapchat streaks which is great but I keep on forgetting to send in a snap and usually end up doing it 10 minutes before midnight). Alexis is a good person, I swear - we just had an extremely toxic relationship with each other when we were younger (but who didn't)? We aren't as close as we used to be, but that's totally fine. 

Amelia, thanks for kind of being mean to me in primary school. I know it was probably because I dated your crush when we were 3, and you've held that grudge against me for a while, but I wanna thank you anyway because I feel like it. You don't even know this book exists, and if you do find out about it, it's not likely you'll know it's me who wrote it but uh... thanks.

Luke, I hate you. I can't believe I even liked you in the first place. Even though you did literally nothing to me I still hate you because I can. I feel like barfing everytime I think about you. I'm scared knowing that you live somewhere really close to me, and I'm also scared that one day I'll be walking around at the park and run into you. First, it'd be awkward, and second, I just don't like you. You're just... not it. You were not a very nice person. 

Shawn, I also hate you (even though you did nothing wrong I just feel like saying I hate you). You were a funny and kind person. I don't ever want to see you again though. It'd be very awkward, especially since Emily sent an email to you about how she was a professional matchmaker and Lorelei was hopelessly in love with you. I don't know whether you received that email, but I do know that if you did, you think that I sent it. I did NOT send it, Emily was the one who sent it. And if you do say that I sent it to you, I will sue you for slander and Claudia (before she became smart) will be your personal attorney. I also know where you live (I promise I'm not a stalker. Lilac, however is. She followed you home and then told everybody where you lived and for some reason I still remember that. I think Lilac might've had a little crush on you).

Emily, you're a great person. Keep on loving cats, and being a lunatic. 

Lorelei, thanks for all the laughs. 

Ms Gob... You were an interesting maths teacher... I think you hated me a lot due to the fact that I would correct you on math questions you got wrong and I finished my math exercises during class in like ten minutes. I felt like you wanted to jump out your window several times during our classes, but that's okay.

I'm getting tired of thanking all these people, it's not like they really had anything to do with the story except for me taking their personalities and giving them random names.

Claudia, even though you are pure fiction, for half of the book thank you for being such an unlikable character that everyone decided to focus their hate on you and not on my poor writing skills.

I'd also like to thank myself for finding the motivation to actually finish this monstrosity. This was honestly so hard to finish, because I wanted to just get rid of it. I stopped editing this book, which is why after chapter twenty one, the quality of the writing goes downhill. Eventually I just started making it into crack to make me continue wanting to write it. It was either that, or this book would be stuck at like thirty chapters.

It's currently 2:40, and I just wanna sleep, but somehow I can't. So I'm exposing my eyes to blue light so I have even more trouble sleeping. Yay.

Also please note a lot of this book is fiction. I don't want people thinking this stuff has actually happened to me. I hate almost every character in this book except for... the chicken that Aileen shot with wood.

I'm sorry, I don't really like any of the characters. Keep in mind, I started this when I was 12. Hence why it's so cringey.