[[忘羡 | WangXian 3]] : Our Flesh And Bones

[22.] Too Much Information. [continued]

- Yes, my boy, your dad will explain everything. – Wei Ying grinned towards Lan Zhan, still hanging from his neck, showing too many teeth. This was a small revenge, but still revenge.

- Very well. - Hanguang-Jun nodded. - A-Yuan, me and your dad have decided to have a new child in our lives. This young lady here is helping us do it. Miao Lu, please introduce yourself.

She bowed again and said plainly:

- Young Master Lan, my name is Miao Lu, and I will be happy to bring light and joy in the lives of my Masters, if the Gods bless me with child.

Lan Sizhui was speechless again. He just did not expect this explanation at all.

- So you two.... Uhhh, so you three..... I ... I can't... Papa?!? – he turned to Wei Wuxian helplessly.

He groaned, got up and came to sit next to him, taking his hand in his own.

- Oh Gods! It is not complicated, A-Yuan. You know how sex works, I'm sure. You know where the babies come from, right?! – he took great pleasure to watch his son blush severely. – Your father and I want to have a child that is ours. You know that we love you extremely much, my baby, but... we are at a point in our lives where we need to think about legacy too. We all three have discussed it, and this is the best way to do it. The Young Mistress agrees to it, so we hope, in the very near future, for you to have a little brother, or a little sister.

Lan Sizhui smiled.

- A new baby? Aren't you too old for this, Papa? I mean... - he swiftly lifted his hands to protect his face as Wei Ying took a swing and was very close to slapping his face, fuming with anger. – Papa, I meant – I am so happy for you! I wish you luck and happiness! Wei Qianbei, not my ear again! Ow ow ow!  Wei Qianbei, forgive me!

Wei Wuxian was pinching the same ear, smirking:

- Ha! Who is old  now, brat?!

Miao Lu could not help it but laugh. She quickly put a hand to her mouth and stole a glance at Hanguang-Jun, but – to her surprise – saw him smile and watch the scene with great tenderness and love.

- Wei Ying, the child is right. After all, it is your birthday in two days. – Lan Zhan said calmly.

- What was that?!?  Is this some sort of conspiracy now!? Will you all just be reminding me how old I am?! This body is quite young still, thank you very much! – he jumped to his feet and yelled at them, his hands on his hips. – Actually, husband, I am younger than you!!!  –  he puffed.

Lan Sizhui giggled.

- Excuse my dads, Mistress. – he turned to Miao Lu. – Technically speaking, Wei Qianbei is right.

She smiled and bowed to him, and then to them. She had already seen with her own eyes that some of the legends about the Yiling Patriarch were too true.

- I am grateful, Master Lan – I believe I am blessed with the best Masters. No need to apologize.

- Damn right! I am not apologizing to anyone! – Wei Ying scoffed, sitting back down heavily next to his husband.

- Excuse my husband's behavior, children. He is always cranky before his birthday. – Lan Wangji said calmly.

- I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU, LAN ZHAN!!!