꧁𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣꧂[Discontinued]

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕜 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣

Technoblade: *learns that Tommy is an orphan* So you're telling me that, Tommy is an orphan?

Philza: Yes?

Technoblade: *takes out 'Orphan Obliterater'* Phil, I'm gonna commit dropkicking a child in self defense.

Philza: Techno, no.

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Lucid: Let's make a deal shall we? I give you power to rule and such, but you have to give me something varia-

Tommy: *yeets a fucking dirt* Fuck off old man. You are ugly.

Lucid: Wha- I AM A DEMON YOU MORTA-

Tommy: Oh yeah? Then I'm a god!

DreamXD: Well- he's not wrong tho-

Lucid: The fuc-

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Drista: Hey Tommy.

Tommy: Ye?

Drista: Wanna commit operation fork?

Tommy: You know me. Let's do it sis.

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☕︎Fundy was still a baby fox this time so, ye- oh and- humanoid Sally.☕︎

Wilbur: Aww, Fundy, that's very adorable! You learnt how to draw and write!

Sally: That's our baby- I'm so proud-

Wilbur: I'm gonna frame it-

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Technoblade: *accidentally hit Tommy*

Tommy: *dies*

Technoblade: canon-

Philza: Techno...

Technoblade: Phil- I can explain-

Philza: Okay, then explain while I'm crafting a belt.

Technoblade: I dropkicked the child in self defense-

Philza: Oh my god...

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Sapnap: Dream? What did you got there?

Dream: *side hugging Tommy and holding a jar of dirt on the other hand* A jar of dirt?

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George: Where's my glasses?

Sapnap: Do we tell him?

Dream: Nah, he'll find it anyway.

Sapnap: Okay?

George: *forgets that the glasses is on his head*

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BBH: Skeppy, have you seen Sap...

Skeppy: *sleeping with baby Sapnap on him*

BBH: -nap... Awhhh *takes a picture and join the two males*

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Wilbur: *captures a small spider* Hey Fundy, you wanna hold it?

Fundy: *holds out his smoll hand to Wilbur*

Wilbur: *puts the spider on his hand* now it's on you.

Fundy: *smoll squeak*

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Tubbo: *sees a bee* *loud gasp* you're mine now. :D

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Ranboo: *sorta forget what he need to do* uhmmm....

Tommy: *passing by* check your memory book, Memory Boy.

Ranboo: Ah yes, thank you.

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Mamacita: *exist*

Mexican Dream: Hola Mamacita, let's dance.

Mamacita: Sure. *Proceed to dance with Mexican Dream and date him afterwards*

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Quackity: Hey Karl, look what I have!!

Karl: What is it?

Quackity: SOME COOKIES!!

Karl: Cool :D

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Ranboo: Who needs drugs? I'm high on life.

Quackity: Who needs life? I'm high on drugs.

Wilbur: Who needs drugs? I'm high on drugs.

Tommy: I'm high on high!

Dream: The fuc-

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Lucid and Dream: *fighting each other for control*

Tommy: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Tommy: ooooh, ✨PlAsTiC✨

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Tommy: I'm gonna jump!

Ranboo: No!!

Tubbo: DO A FLIP!!!

Tommy: Aight, YEET!!!

Ranboo: oh god- TOMMY NO!!!

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Philza: *casually drinking tea*

Technoblade: Phil!! Look out!!! *Slays a baby zombie*

Philza: Didn't saw that there, thank you Techno.

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Philza: *visiting Tommy* Hello? Tommy-

Tommy and Ranboo: *cuddling in bed looking exhausted* (I am NOT sexualizing this two, don't get me wrong.)

Philza: Awh *takes a picture* I can use this as a blackmail.

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Skeppy: BADDDDDD!!!

BBH: *in the middle of making chocolate lava cupcakes* Yes Geppy?

Skeppy: I want a kith.

BBH: Aww, you want a kith?

Skeppy: *nods vigorously*

BBH: Okay *gives Skeppy a quick kith*

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Sapnap: FAAAAAA-

Dream: What?

Sapnap: I lost my headband!!

Dream: Have you tried searching it in the bathroom?

Sapnap: Why would it be there??

Dream: I dunno, just check it.

☕︎A few seconds laterrrr.☕︎

Dream: Found it yet?

Sapnap: Yeah, it's quite damp tho, I can't use this, welp, looks like I gotta let my hair down, sad.

Dream: You look nice.

꧁That's all for this chapter, also, if the Techno's sword name is wrong, please tell.꧂