"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
I changed the name of the tile for one reason... there is no reason and that I got bored.
- Orphan Adoption Center
Techno's Pov:
I woke up from my sleep in a comfortable bed, I look in the mirror I saw a handsome young fellow or who is me... ok that was nice and all. Hmmm... what's this I thought I saw a flying orphan, must be my imagination but where was I ah yes I'm around 15 yrs. old and my old name is Juan Spade, and currently I'm an orphan... hmm what's this letter doing here?
Letter reads:
Dear Mr. Alex Spade,
I'm happy to tell you that you were chosen and enrolled in Kuoh Academy in Japan with a free ticket to go there and house with keys, and some pocket money, enjoy the new house and the town. You could go to the place on the day before the second week of April in Japan. You are enrolled as a first-year Highschool in Kuoh Academy.
Sincerely yours, :)
Techno: *looks at the 4th wall* Some kind of half-ass bull-shit written plot is about to come isn't it? Not my problem it will be my future self will deal with it and if I become a side-character I do not know what I'll do. Wait who the heck send me this letter?
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???: *knocks on the door* Can I come in?
Techno: Sure, *notice the caretaker* Uhmm... who sends this letter Mrs. Hira?
Mrs. Hira: oh that came from the mail this day and the breakfast is ready oh what does it say?
Techno: something about leaving this place then going to Japan to study.
Mrs. Hira: that is a good thing and worthy of celebration. When are you leaving?
Techno: before April 3rd I guess? Let's go downstairs eat I'm starving.
Mrs. Hira is the best caretaker she had helped me many times in the past, and I look upon the Internet and found out that I will be in first-year High School because of how I look.
Timeskip brought to you by DIO on crack while flirting with Kakyoin
It's time to leave the place I might return here later and who knows I might find a wife... that is funny and just a fleeting thought. Back to the airport in Japan, I was asleep the whole ride thinking of Squid Kid's defeat to the Original Technoblade... I wish I can watch it, he's good at farming potatoes I wish I could farm potatoes like him.
Timeskip Author running out of ideas while trapping Astolfo in a box
Man, I had great rest, this Kuoh town is "normal" but if you have seen the other same stories we know it's about to downhill here on out... good thing I was farming potatoes I dropped out of College for this *Ahem* I was saying I was leveling up and killed millions already of the mobs in the system created for me. So I'm ready for almost everything. Well except for natural disasters and chaos, no one can be ready for it. My stats right now is... how about I show it to you?
Stats:
Name: Alex "TECHNOBLADE" Spade
Occupation: Student
Titles: The BLADE (Adds +10 strength, +5 in Mp, and -1 in luck)
Level 110
Hp: 10 000/10 000 (Goes back to full health if you eat.)
Str. : 1 950 (+10)
Mp: 100 000/100 000 (+5) (Goes back after taking a rest.)
Dex: 3 000/3 000
Int: 9 283
Senses: 69/100
Charm: 50/100
Luck: 87/100(-1)
- Bonuses of the Title -
Attacks at a faster rate and could combo an attack.
In Berserk state, he will deal more damage in exchange will lower the chance of combo attack the enemy.
Has 5% chance to get two servants from the grail.
Faster speed to farm potatoes in his own world.
Higher Exp.
High Karma points. *Undertale Flashbacks* *Shudders*
Could hear Voices
- Skills -
Swordsmanship: Max
Barehand fighting: Max
Bowmanship and Gunmanship: 99/100
Farming Potatoes: Max
Grinding: Max
Berserker: 78/100
Alchemist: 81/100
Jack of All Trades: 99/100
Red lightning: 90/100
I'm too op now all I need is a harem and I will be called {Protagonist} like those in this platform... I read many books to pass time and to grind and star gazing. Boring as it is, you need to appreciate the people and you need to look around and you will see how beautiful the world and life are.
Time to grin- wait something is following me.
Techno: *looks around* Who goes there? Hello is someone there? *founds no one*
Techno: oh well.
- ??? pov
If he had to look closely he would have seen the black cat watching him in interest.
I'm surprised he never found it out.
I seriously need to get a new habit rather than drinking wine, play games, and read books of hentai.
Oh well, I need to visit him anyway to pay the bet that I made with him in the past.
Author's note
New chapter finish I'll need a new hobby too I guess.
ANYWAY, there is a surprise or not(?) in the final part.
His stats are broken because of HIS TECHNOBLADE.
Yes, there is a chance he can get two Heroic Spirits of the grail he had if his luck played the role.
The downside will be they might be a woman, man, beast, or a trap?
Genesis: What's with the long words?
The promotion we need the BUDGET
Genesis: ok, and Thank you for Reading Have a Nice Day
