"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
...Shut up go back to the story, and why are you here?
Genesis: I was reading yuri books (UWU) so many cute female characters- Gah *get hit by a book that was thrown by the blushing author*
STOP SCREAMING IDIOT about OUR SECRETS.
Genesis: DAGU KOTAWARU
*RELOADS BFG 9000 WITH MALICIOUS INTENT*
Genesis: enjoy the book readers. BILL, MONIKA I'M GOING TO BUY SOME MILK. *Runs like the time it found out he was a father.*
GET BACK HERE MONGREL
-Story
So you're probably thinking what's with the title? well you see the last mission I had gotten was to defeat a deer titan, but I didn't fucking expect it to be there fucking ICON OF SIN OF DOOM ETERNAL
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I'm fucking killing this bastard since that guy was summoned in my potato farm of mine... we need that first rank as one man had said(You know who you are and you're the reason why I created this chapter.), bully the squid trying to dethrone the king of potatoes. The reason why it's here? My blood had been restless from the week I had summoned D4C it's like someone is targeting me.
It's a good thing I had made Others take some rest since it was near new year's eve. I'm going to have an enthusiastic walk with this beast.
Techno: I'm so spamming my ability at this beast. *Proceeds to grab rocket launcher while using a large number of potions to buff himself up* Our battle will be legendary.
Spade kept shooting rockets towards the titan while using the sword at the hedgehog demons, the flying meatballs, the Marauder(Controversy fucker), and the one who attracts obesity.
Techno: This is going to take a while- *someone just blasted with wind pressure the deer titan* Why are you guys doing here? *looks behind him to see Azazel with vali and his servant, Gilgamesh, Jalter with Mrs. Hira holding a cute puppy she found.*
Mrs. Hira: tell me SON WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUTSIDE FIGHTING these ABOMINATIONS?
Techno: I don't fucking know.
Mrs. Hira: well let's discuss these in your office and I know what you had been doing. And no lying OK?
Techno: Fuck you Wrethed Lancer LUCK.
Mrs. Hira: now onwards to your base. *Begins to walk home with everyone else*
Techno: you guys threw me under the bus?
Gil: Why I lack entertainment so I had to do it and your mom had approved of Jalter and you, being in a relationship.
Techno: ...HEH?
Mrs. Hira: oh Son of mine you're going to be engaged if you want to escape my wrath.
Techno: yeah sure. Small price to pay for salvation.
Mrs. Hira: you're engaged with Jalter now since you agree.
Jalter: ...This is unexpected yet I never taught she will scheme like this.
Techno: I got fucking played by mom damn it
Mrs. Hira: oh and Gilgamesh agreed to be your father and I'm the mother.
Techno and Gil: ...Uhh can you repeat that?
Mrs. Hira: fufu, I can't wait for grandchildren
Techno and Jalter: MOM.
Mrs. Hira: but I want to have one.
Others: now I know why they love to bully Techno.
-Airport in Tokyo
Master of Lacer of black: So there here, huh? the assassin of red has gone here with the caster and Saber. Lancer, do you think you can take them all?
Lancer: Of course. I am your servant you summoned after all.
Master: Alright.
- With the Berserker of Red
Shirou: ...
???: *hugs the body of Master of Saber.*
Archer: that's hell he's walking into.
Saber: Get off my Shirou. (I'm having Yandere vibes from her.)
Author's note:
I had accidentally publish this sorry.
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY FOR MY TIME OF WRITING IN WATTPAD.
Monika: so... were speeding up the war?
Why yes and everything fall into place. Anyways I'm not gonna update for a while. So goodbye everyone.
