Is that the Bite of 87? and Fuck that.

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Techno's Pov:
Calamities are things that... I have no fucking clue how it began, for the only thing I know is Bloodshed, and Infinite money glitch.

... Currently I'm working as a cashier in Burger King. How did I get the job... It wasn't ethical, of how many people I killed to get the job.

Flashback:
Techno: I like money and whopper jr.

Manager: Aren't you too young for working in this place?

Techno: Yes I am.

Manager: You're hired.

Flashback End:

...Geez go easy on me I can't even wait to get my first customer.

...End of Shift later:
I think, I burnt my mind from processing the amount of food needed by some Karen and some people.

I mean I can't even remember the time I should work, good thing It's all over. Nothing will ever go wrong today.

Techno: *Use Gaze* Huh!? *See's a child get killed by a machine*

Voice1: here we see a kid bitten in the head by a machine.

Voice2 : was that the Bite of 87?

Voice50 : Gee willie wonkers, Nice reference, from dumass.

Voice 60: 🤓

Voice 69: Sigh, everyone is dumb as fuck.

Voice 567: We have Twitter, I repeat we have fucking Twitter.

Techno: Don't mind the voices... Wait why do I hear Boss music in hospital version.

Techno: any normal teenage mutant ninja turtles fan would say go to the places with sticks drawn, Which I would do now.

Techno: I present to you the stick.

Techno: I present to you the stick

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The Cool STICK "CHILDHOOD Toy"

Techno: If my enemy is weak then they must train thousand years to reach my level.

Techno: *Use gaze* I spy... Wait is that a fucking stand... Yeah no, He who runs away doesn't want to die first.

Techno: *Uses escape, He survived for now*

The stand "FUCK YOU'RE PLOT ARMOR, I AM THE FUCKING LAW, BITCH"

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The stand "FUCK YOU'RE PLOT ARMOR, I AM THE FUCKING LAW, BITCH"

The stand: Mission failed, We'll get them next time.

Home:

Techno: I ain't fighting the grail war anymore fuck that shit. I can't even win against that.

GILGAMESH: What got you scared Mongrel?

Techno: ...I saw the fucking calamity, I ain't going to pursuit it.

Gilgamesh: Sigh, how strong is that person anyway?

Techno: I'll keep on dying even with countless Totems.

Gilgamesh: how about the grail?

Techno: even with the corpse part and the grail? I can't reach that being even with the cool stick I found. I need to have an Illogical law based attack or reach the golden ratio just to win.

GILGAMESH: can you do it?

Techno: where could I find a fucking weapon or attack that is illogical in nature?

Gilgamesh: have a problem use D4C Love train.

Techno: that would prolonged my suffering.

Gilgamesh: at least you could survived for a while.

Techno: Let's talk about this tomorrow morning.

Gilgamesh: fine then mongrel.

Author's note:
That's the final master... Where the fuck is the servant? Next time.
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