"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
A beautiful red smiling moon(?), clouds with heavy thunderous noise and lightning, Sounds of flowing water, or is this ink around me? and why is there a lot of blood and chains? Is this my nightmare? How am I alive, and who's this orphan in front of me?
(?): Welcome oh great *ahem* Degenerate weeb
Mc: did you just called me weeb, Mongrel? what is this place?
(?): as I said, welcome to the dark void, Mr. Spade
Mc: why am I here? {I feel a weird and a bad naming sense}
(?): I brought you here to entertain me and those viewers on the other side.
Hmm, what a weird being is in front of me and why does this thing stare at my soul?
Wait, I forgot to introduce my self my name is Juan Spade, yes as in S P A D E, I can hear a freaking meme right now about this name.
Wait did he just fucking said, viewers?
(?): YES I AM!!!
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Author: stop breaking the wall, we don't have a budget because we-
(?): you wasted your time checking on many pictures of your waifus.
Author: didn't you waste the other half to buy that food you kept in the fridge, and to get the limited edition waifu pillow?
(?): fuck off!!!
Mc: what is happening?
Author: Me I'm the guy who gives you EX RANK L U C K, for the next 53 hours!!! anyways gotta go buy GOLD BYE.
*Author has left the Platform*
Spade: What the heck happened?
(?): are you done monologuing? And what's the deal-making this long?
Spade: Fuck you I'm not done anyways how did I die?
(?): you died by almost getting killed by a truck.
Spade: so the most cliched death, huh? Wait you said ALMOST what doe-
(?): you killed yourself
Spade: *Confused face* What?
(?): you almost died, and that fear killed you. (Which is funny and not at the same time)
Spade: *smacks face* So what now?
(?): Reincarnation to another world, have a system and have fun finding a wife.
Spade: my luck is the worst. Wait don't make me Overpowered Main Character (Which is too cliche and could be found in this Platform) and what do you mean finding life?
Genesis: *Sinister smiles* nothing to worry, oh before I reincarnate you I'll give you a starter pack and freebies, I don't want you to die early, and my name is Genesis.
Spade: *Sarcastic* Thanks I guess, I dunno make me too op? and make me look cute?
Genesis: Okie... soo... oh yeah before you leave I gotta tell you had a second personality.
Spade: wait what personality?
Genesis: Don't worry it won't wake up until you taste blood, or when you got the pack I give you.
Spade: Okay so can I go now?
Genesis: Sure *opens portal* walk through there and you will be the place where you need.
Spade: Okay, thanks bye Mister Uhm
Genesis: Genesis, no you're an orphan bye.
Spade: what does mean by that? Oh well not my problem, the future Me can deal with it.
