"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
You're probably thinking, where have I been? Well, I had gone to get my second shot in Vaccine, get a freaking headache, get a new waifu(Anyways)..., then school. Out of nowhere, I had to watch Techno's lore stream after freaking 13 hours ago... Spoilers: Great lore from Dream escaping, funny moments in the stream, Connor is becoming not a side-character anymore? oh Yeah, two great characters died the resident enderman halfling, and apollo... why the dog.
Back to the story, I had gone to another AU using D4C. I had a dream about a woman that looks like me, so I had been jumping from one AU while traveling I met this AWESOME(MADLAD) GUY *Star eyes* ... He taught me the great tales of ARSON(foreshadowing?), Then I met a talking one-eyed space Dorito who has a cane and a hat... he sings great. Like any normal weeb who had seen Gravity falls, I did one thing... challenge him at a staring contest for no reason, and he fucking won, how? He freaking cheated and I know it.
Author: ... Too many expositions get to the story WRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!! *Throws the freaking script at Techno*
Techno: shut up DIO wanna be. *Punch the author to space* welp that's that anywho where to find her? I really need that skill [Plot Armor breaker]. So you came Techno-chan, or should I say... Claire Von Aizach.
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(I had never planned this to happen but it happens oh this is my Oc at the new story about Techno-chan.)
Claire Von Aizach: *glares at Techno* You're that guy who In my dreams has that bloody sea following him?
Techno: Maybe.
Claire: you don't look like him*stares*
Techno: *Points a sword out of nowhere towards Claire* Careful girl you might be a woman but I know the {GENDER EQUALITY} OF gREAT Kazuma
Claire: *grabs a sword out of existence and points at Techo* and why should I be careful when I can kill you too?
Monika: Children shouldn't be fighting, don't you think author and readers? *Stares at the Author and the readers*
Author: fuckers stop breaking my 4th wall this cost me a fortune. *cries like a fountain while looking at the wallet*
Monika: I know you're broke but who cares. *Nonchalantly broke the wall the nth time*
Author: I give fucking up, I guess till we meet again.
Monika: Aww~ don't be like that~ Anyway till we meet again.
Author's Note:
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Genesis: sooo... that happened anyways this is nothing but a teaser.
Monika: ...
Spade(Techno): *Angry sibling screaming*
Claire: *Angry sibling screaming*
Genesis: aww~ how cute there getting to know each other- *gets beaten up out of nowhere by both stands of D4C.*
Monika: ANyway Goodbye and thanks for reading now to visit the author.
