"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
Techno Pov: I shouldn't have accepted that quest, why you ask? I'm fucking fighting against the one who holds Yamato... It was a nightmare, he kept spamming judgement cut end. All the gold carrots and gapple were used with the greatest technique, rolling around while eating.
Final Boss: ...I have attack 1000 times and hit you, yet you won't die.
Techno: I'm doing an ancient souls borne and witcher technique that was passed on from my great ancestors to me, the greatest love child.
Final boss: ...ahhh I'm in 75% of my health what should I do?
Gil: just lay down mutt and die.
Final boss: ...nope second phase it is.
Jalter: ...wait I heard something dangerous.
Gil: hahaha dangerous? There is no danger from this mutt.
Final boss: 2nd phase commence
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2nd phase "flamey guy" boss
Techno: ... Gilgamesh, I fucking hate you.
Gil: I know that.
Techno: I say we spam.
Two minutes after.
Final boss: I'm at 50% what should I do?
Techno: *struggling to breath* I... don't... know.
Final boss I'll say to third ascension it is.
Techno: wait... That's illegal.
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Third form "you're greatest nightmare "
Techno: I might use Joestar greatest technique, called Running away. *Runs away*
Gil: a weak mutt is a weak mutt- *get's smack around by the behemoth sword -100 health out of 300* ...Never have I been so disgusted by another mutt.
Somewhere in japan: Red Archer: hmm? Someone talking about me?
Saber: give me another.
Red archer: this suffering is a work of an enemy servant. I just know it specifically that golden bastard.
Back to the fight: Jalter: we just made it worse.
Techno: dodging all of his attacks are just like the ones in touhou but you touch grass here.
5 hours later:
Techno: he's finally defeated, there's no way a last phase showed up?
Final boss: bet.
Techno: what's with the light? And is that freaking Avalon playing in the background... Oh fuck me in all holes, were gonna die.
Jalter: ...huh? If you want I could do it for you later.
Techno: ...hmm you made my interest peak with those words of wisdom.
Everyone's health: Gilgamesh with full health. Jalter with 50% health Techno with 75% health
Final boss: I shall show you the ultimate lifeform. *Light rays in the background*
Techno: oh fuck, I ain't going to America after this.
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Final form "Final boss of Ohio"
Were all gonna die aren't we?
800 hours later and countless totem of undying and Immortality pills used later:
Gil: ...*breathing harder than my depression levels of pain* I think I might sleep for a while.
Jalter: who knew that Ohio Boss took 500 shots of Ea to bring that thing down to the last 10% and another 500 to die.
Techno: good thing I ain't living in ohio.
Jalter: true.
Techno: so...wanna go out after this?
Jalter: ...sure.
Gilgamesh: let's go home...after you get you're weapon mongrel.
Techno: ...I got it.
Secret Quest finished: Ohio Final boss is here Description: Fight to the death. Rewards: Power of Ohio Yamato 32 Gapples and totems.
I'm going home.
Author's note: Batshit writing here, we know no one can even dent that guy. And happy birthday to me.
