"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
Techno: ...*stares in discrimination towards the orphanage run by a KAREN.*
Orphan soon to be killed: I love life.
Techno: *stabs him with a pencil and proceed to beat the kid with a cheese grater* you fuckers would not see the day like what you mom said to me 9 months ago.
Dead Orphan: I have a mom?
Techno: yeah, she really love my loving explosions *shoots the orphan and reduced them to a colorful particles*
The Karen Manager: who the hell are you maggot? I want to talk to you're parents.
Techno: what the actual fuck is this- * gets punch in the face, gets grab in the foot slammed in the floor twice thrown through the sky* I can't feel my spine.
The Karen Manager: get wreck parentless trap homophobic, fatphobic bastard.
Techno: *lying in the ground* Is that even a fucking word?
The Karen: why yes, it is.
Techno: no wonder you're children sucks dicks for breakfast as a coping mechanism.
The Karen: you little bitch, I'll let you know my children are normal.
The BEST DAUGHTER:
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Techno: but I'll take that little shark lady with me.
The CHILD: A
Karen: you're leaving me because he gave you a baked potato that taste better than my cooking?
Child: A
Jalter: *activates her noble phantasm* ...[Forgot the name of the np]
Karen: just you are correct doesn't mean you're right. *Gets stabbed and burnt by the flames of hatred*
Jalter: I have arrived. *Notices the karen not even flinching from the damage* ahh is that even normal? Wait... she's not dying, she's moving what the hell is that thing *grabs Incapacitated Techno and the small shark* Fuck this I ain't fighting some zombie shit.
Karen: YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE TILL I FUCKING TALK SHIT TO YOU'RE SOUL YOU WORTHLESS WORKERS.
Techno: You're next line is I already have won.
Karen: *runs while screaming like a banshee* I already have wo- *realized the words... Failed to notice countless swords coming towards her*
Gilgamesh: Omae Wa Mou Shinderyu, Zasshu.
Karen: Nani *proceeds to die in embarrassment to every guts loving characters*
Techno: KAREN GA SHINDA
Shark girl: A( KONO HITO DE NASHI )
Techno: you child shall be my sister.
Flashback ends brought to you by Eldritch God Truck-kun.
Techno: That's how I have a little sister.
Mrs. Hiragi: now I have another child to take care of.
Techno: hey this chapter is shorter we need more plot.
Author: sends a request
Techno: huh a new quest.
New Quest: Death of a false Idol Objective: Kill Poseidon. Rewards: Three star servant. Noble Phantasm 20x Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu
Techno: system... Why the fuck is mapo tofu, can't you change it for a better reward?
Genesis: ...I SAY YOU GET MAPO TOFU, YOU GET MAPO TOFU.
Techno: but-
Genesis: It's good for one's health.
Techno: tell me one man who os healthy and eating mapo tofu.
Genesis: gacha players
Jalter: random people?
Gilgamesh: That damn Kirei.
Claire: *lag spike*
Shark girl: A (People who like it?)
Gilgamesh: this child is unworthy to touch this pathetic chairs, they shall sit upon my throne, as worthy of their cuteness.
Techno: that's my adopted sister.
Gilgamesh: wait really?
Techno: hmm, I got new quest about Poseidon dying.
Gilgamesh and Jalter: finally a new war crime to add.
Enkidu and Caster: this is the 38th war crime this very minute you three did.
Techno,: not enough. Let's go do timeskip to Poseidon Dying.
Timeskip bought to you by yourself:
We can see poseidon hyping himself up, but proceeds to lose against Gilgamesh just using anti divine weapons against that guy.
Gilgamesh: get wreck scrub.
Jalter: I think Alex Influence has corrupted you.
Gilgamesh: mongrel has not done that, on a better note where is he?
Techno: here *holds the eye of petroleum*
GILGAMESH: what the fuck is that?
Techno: you're mom.
GILGAMESH: I see *sends 20 gates at TECHNO* MONGREL, YOU DARE SULLY THE NAME OF THE WOMAN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO ME.
Techno: that's what I said to you when you fuck Enkidu's ass.
Gilgamesh: I never done that.
Techno: Press X to doubt.
Techno: sorry folks I'm going to vacation so you next time on ANARCHIST GAMER ON DXD.
Author's Note: Goodbye for now folks, have a nice day.
