Techno's Pov:
Have you ever wondered why we exist? I have dreams of the sun turning against humanity and turning them into [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Hmm yes [DATA EXPUNGED] is [DATA EXPUNGED].
The author hasn't been updating since he got attacked on all sides by gaming, schoolwork, and lessons... Seriously if this comes out as a better drug than the usual cocaine of a chapter I might laugh and decide to listen to the space music(slowed and silenced).
Anyways, to all my readers you're probably wondering why I am talking. Because we need commentary on this site and I'm the mc who might die... who knows at this point all we know is that, this fanfic is bad. Neither it is peak comedy for me.
???: Do YOU know the meaning of Calamity, it is a concept that has lived long before we humans nor any creatures exist, Calamity is a concept I LOVE the most out of all concepts even the concept of existing... quite horrible I might add. Concept of Calamity is quite intriguing the most since meteors falls from the sky, flashing lights in this desolate landscape, hell on earth as they say.
When I look at a mirror, I wonder what kind of drugs this guy took.
???: ... I took large amount of schizophrenia pills worth 2 universe, pound them together, and proceed to smoke it like weed. Then find out I was smoking immortality pills.
Techno: ...can I have some?
???: ...I smoke all of it thinking I might die.
Techno: so... What even are you?
???: Astral projection of your creator.
Techno: ... So you're God? Why haven't you help me get gogh, from fate grand order.
???: ...that sounds like a scam if were talking about you're luck, in my opinion.
Techno: ... I mean you're right, but it doesn't mean you're correct.
???: You remind me of someone...
Said someone Pov:
???: Who the hell keeps his own hands in a jar? Seriously this is much more messed up like it's no nut November with no eating nuts who the hells does this stuff?
Back to Techno's Pov:
???: Wake up to reality, life is not a game you could return too, we will all die slowly or fast because someone forgot about Isekai Incidents in recent years.
Techno: what incident?
???: The fucking truck has black air force energy and every jordans are made from that fucking wheels, like santa and his red bag filled with gifts and totally not a murder case that is unsolved to this day.
Techno: ...wait santa killed people? I thought Gilgamesh was santa?
???: ...always had been.
???(2): SEGGS, I LIVE FOR SEGGS
???(3): BUT YOU'RE BODY WOULD DIE.
...what the hell this reminds me of my friend trap and wack a mole and cheese grater incident.
Flashback to that Incident(he's around 7yrs. old):
Techno: are you sure this is safe.
Jacob: have some damn faith to me Arthur
Techno: but I lack faith.
Jacob: how would we go and take a bath in Tahiti?
Techno: but I thought were gonna eat mangoes all year around?
Jacob: we are, but it's in our list of what I want to achieve in life.
Techno: I see.
Jacob: now... Smack those bullies with this cool stick I found and use this cheese grater to destroy their legos.
Techno: yes.
Back to present:
Techno: it's odd I beaten orphans with a stick and use the cheese grater to destroy their legos.
???: I'm embodiment of evil but I'm not that evil.
Techno: that's a cap 🧢, and we know it... Wait why is there a blue cap in my dialogue?
???: Finally you're innate ability have awakened.
Techno: that is?
???: Dialogue manipulation, you can make people love you using said skills with a single thought.
Techno: sounds boring I prefer my universal language, It's called VIOLENCE.
???: Man of ethics you are, but have you heard of Geneva checklist for the criminals book series?
Techno: where could I buy that?
???: Nearest bookshop in you're area, buy now to get you're self free 180 saint quartz, and 20 summon ticket.
Techno: that sounds like a trap that I'll bite.
???: We lack screen time, but should you ever find Vergil's Motivation Chair, then I'll let you control the plot line.
Techno: more potatoes?
???: ...
Techno: there would be more potato contents in this book?
???: ...I'll try to grant you're wish as the representative of make a wish foundation
Techno: ...wait that's an illegal meme.
Author's note:
My Pc screen has been glitching out, so it took me a while to write, had an exam, crying for two months because of bad RNG with FGO.
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