682xD note:
It's my birthday sooo... happy birthday to me and my both accounts birthday this month.
I wish I have that woman *Sigh* still a virgin without any romantic relationship, what life is this.
TO the story:
This happens around the time Techno summoned Jalter (the auto-correct keeps telling me to choose Walter, Halter, or Jalen(?) as if I will do that).
Techno: ...Hinjaku HINJAKU!!! *playing aggressively*
Gil: MUDA MUDA!!! *plays aggressively too*
Azazel: ...Foolish men, you have activated my trap card. *places a card*
Vali: Thousand +4 card attack!!! *Places a card*
Jalter: ...Can you guys play like normal people?
All(except Jalter): NO, this is a battle of EGOS MONGREL, YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE POWER OF CARDS?
Jalter: -_- *sigh* why can't I have a beautiful day without you guys screaming!!!
You must be thinking what kind of game is that they put their egos in this type of game you might ask? It's non-other than the friends and family destroying the game(what do you mean someone already took that place?) of cards... UNO.
Yes, the MEN(BOIS) are playing with their egos in the line, if they had lost they must follow one order of the Winner with those who had lost the game... I'm not joking and what do you mean I made a crack of a chapter(again?)? If you know I'm not that high... maybe not high enough but oh well, so back to the men playing UNO. Wait Gilgamesh won? What the fuck, I didn't notice that tsk he must be cheating.
Gil: haha mongrels I had won, now bow down to your king.
Techno: I have lost... my luck is the worst *sigh* Let's get this over with.
Gil: Mongrel*points at Techno* you must do one thing... give Jalter your most precious thing in the world that you could give at christmas.
Techno: ...Techno.EXE has stopped... Please Restart.
Gil: Pfft-hahahahahaha a mongrel stopping from thinking because of one word, I'm the greatest king ever. You old crow bring me more of those cute loli anime that we saw.
FBI: WEE WOO WEE WOOO!!! FBI OPEN UP *smashes every entryway* GOGOGOGO!!!
-CUT
Techno: ...5%
Gil: Oi white-haired mongrel let's see if you can beat me at the arcade, I heard you were talking about my skills being worse than a 5-year-old.
Vali: Hoh you're challenging me? You know I'm not great at this game but I can beat you in many ways in the arcade. you're asking me to fight you in the arcade?
Gil: I can't win if I can't fight you. *Menacing FIGHTING ART STYLE*
- Author's room
Yuki and ???: ...Why are there no photos? *ask bored*
Author: We run out of budget, from me buying draws(darn those things), Genesis gambling habit in a game, Monika's shopping spree of knives and clothing, and there are our photos and bills.
Yuki: I see. *Leaves the room using the black gate with skeletal hands holding the four corners.*
???: find a way to get more budget, I didn't create you to be this incompetent are you not Author? *left the chat*
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Anarchist Gamer in DxD
Diversos"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
