Montage fuckery doo

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Techno's Pov:

You thought I forgot too find the corpse part?
...Well yes I kinda forgotten about it, but now I heard where's the corpse's part are located, Were going to do a thing called... Montage. *Reason for the corpse part to be far away from the other, was to ensure no one will ever have the power that can be granted by the corpse part or just call it lazy writing.*

Montage time:
The left eye is located in Egypt... Who knew a reference was there. I mean it's a Jojo reference... Yeah I'm going to touch grass after publishing this chapter.

Some nutjobs magicians that is affiliated with khaos brigade was there so I did what any war crime enthusiastic person would do... We bring in the Heavy Flamer... It works like a charm hahaha, by charm I mean I bring Christianity towards these heretics for CRUSADE NO KNOW BOUNDS hahaha. They were screaming when they saw me holding Orphan Obliterator, since I'm about to make these orphans meet their parents in afterlife.

All in all, that crusade was entertaining and tiresome. If I'll rate it... It is around 9/10 for executions and presentation will be 8/10, I could sharpen my skills. Got the eye it fused to my left eye.

Next eye was in Greece...
Met artemis and I have one word... What the fuck is that feminist doing here, I wasn't shot but I got attacked by her Orphans which I run away for one reason... Artemis might go full on Karen mode, Zeus... Is a bitch ass motherfucking-

Author: sorry we got to cut that part we might get a ban hammer if we let you bad mouth Zeus too much that he can't get his small dick hard and his ass that was left agape by the monsters using it as their new onahole.

...Ok anyways greek pantheon...it fucking sucks, Hades is quite a nice man had some lovely tea with him, he has many stories to tell, medusa and her sisters... They look nice and wasn't attacked for one reason... I told them I was trying to find a right eye of a corpse... It was easy to get directions... It wasn't easy to leave since I got lost around 20-30 times in a single island, had to sleep in that place 2-3 nights. I just called my uber driver, and let me tell you he use 10 gates to make me regret for making dad jokes towards him. I might go to shapeless isle sometime.

I'll rate the Greece travel 5/10 nothing to kill and 6/10 for waifus... I mean the scenery is nice, Hades and his wife was quite nice people, and gorgon sisters are different from what I had heard about.

Next was the Devil's palm got the left arm, beat some strays who thought vacation in Florida was great... And some stand users who are pathetic to look at. Anyways the guardians are not there anymore since I'm almost complete it(?)

That place will be rated as 5/10 stupid stand users and strays and 5/10 scenery was what you'll expect.

The spine was in japan... Got to fight the doggo who killed my friendly trap... He got stabbed 28 times by Gilgamesh and this what he said "Made sure the rabid dog won't survive" I mean that's overkill and all... But why? Anyways I stabbed the master 69 times in the body they weren't important anyways.

I'll rate it 8/10 got to fight a master and servant, while I give it 7/10 scenery and other things are nice.

What I never gave you a fight scene? Blame the author he was in a rush when completing the story. Not me.

Anyways... The right arm could be found in  Sugar mountain... Let me tell you I didn't brought anything except an Iron sword I used to fend myself against goblins... Those monsters that makes you're skin crawl. Trade it off... I was sad about it, but it works... Got the arm and gave it to jalter for one reason, so I could get it back when the time is right. She gained a stand which I'm kinda surprised what she got... It was mandom... Kinda useful since you can reverse time for 6 seconds in the past. Rate it around 4/10 for the trials and 5/10 for the scenery.

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