"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
The SEATS OF MOTIVATION MAN... I reach heaven. He's not there because of child support.
A week after that meeting:
0.1 Pov: (You fuckers thought I was VERGIL or the author, or some new character, But it was I @Gadamon123 *who gave idea to make this chapter and how the villain of the week(months) looks * )
Sponsored by: KETAMINE ON MINE, there mine and you're not welcome to have it... But we already knew that.
No nut November... A stupid game that makes you horny as fuck... The author lost at the morning of November 1st... How? He forgot it was november and just finished where he started( or the lack of it) anyway, why is there a tsundere witch(Jalter), A mongrel of britain(Gilgamesh), and pink haired femboy? Are they here for cup of tea?
Tsun witch: do I look like british bastard?
...I thought she was... She kinda remind me of Father's endeavors with those (Yandere-ish(?)) Women.
Tsun witch: do I look like a whore?
...with how you wear you're clothes then yes maybe you are a pervert.
Gilgamesh: *stifled laughter knowing how he almost lost his nut when he laughed at how she was handling Techno like a cat*
Flashback: Merlin- I mean Magic Mari: and this is how you hold you're dangerous beast, just hold their neck in the back and now you dominate them with you're foot... I mean by your attitude.
Jalter: *looks at Alex trying to kill his female self for eating his cookie ice cream* Maybe it'll work? *Follows the step by doing german suplex at alex before holding him at his neck*
Techno: ...*Dies of Cringe because of this book*
Jalter: did I overdo it?
Broken Reality:
???: Really dude... You just died by a suplex.
Techno: I hit my head first that caused internal bleeding. But where are you right now?
???: I am calamity, as Death would probably say so should I do a lore dumplings or lore coke?
Techno: what?
???: Should I give you my name then?
Techno: we can't let our audience be left alone without you're name. *Looks at the cameraman and the crew.* How are we gonna pay debts if were broke because of that gacha game?
???: Hello Sayonara names Tentacle bastard, I like futa, traps, and yuri. I live 123 Conch street at the you're mom's bedroom, I heard from you're women that the director sucks at his job at his dick game. Konichiwa Ojisan, lancer ga shinda in my fucking lawn.
Said Director: shut the fuck up bastard we can't get paid leave if you don't follow the script.
Techno: script? What's that it sounds boring how about we commit geneva checklists with every steps advance farther than we thought possible?
Crew: no.
Techno: ...fine you win this round alaya but mark my words I'll take jalter from you. Wait what's you're name? But with you're true name not you're false name
???: Right my name... Call me... SCP 682
Techno: could I return now?
682(???): Sure.
Techno falls to a hole going to Brazil, but it had left him at Ohio... Someone want him dead.
Serpent: is it that good to use my name?
???: Yes.
Serpent:
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SCP 682: Serpent of eden or child of a king. (PLOT ARMOR OF THAT KIND DOESN'T WORK ON ME)
682: DEVOURER OF STARS WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
kid:
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DEVOURER Stars: fuck finest warrior, I'm with Bishamonten
Beast: me? Well I'll challenge that bastard for entertainment. Why?
Serpent: seriously?
So the two bickered while thinking what to eat.
Author's note: This is 3 part series of a chapter... I got bored and procrastinating.
Meme:
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