"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
Ah yes, the mall where women force you to wear many clothes and walk around aimlessly gruesome hours, then there are those entitled KARENS, then the Florida men, annoying nutjobs, rip-offs of some of the greatest anime in the real world, then a gothic saber... Wait GOTHIC SABER!? Must be my Imagination.
Jalter: you're looking around like a madman spade.
Techno: shush now Jalter, I thought I saw gothic saber.
Jalter: who? you know what let's buy you that tuxedo then that and that.
Techno: you're not the one paying, and why many suits?
Jalter: It's not like I want to see you in that or anything. *Small blush*
Techno: ...Sure Did I see something wrong?
Timeskip was brought to you by the Author banging his head in the table for his luck not being great and ruining his grind in a game.
You know I haven't visited my hounds for a while, a good thing I told Azazel to feed my pet doggos HEH, anyways where are the battles when you need them. I'll just wash my hands I guess in the bathroom.
Techno: Hey, I'm going to the bathroom.
Jalter: sure I'll guard what we bought.
Techno: Heh!?
Urgent Quest: Visit the cabin
Info: Visit the cabin, feed the doggos, play with them, and bond with Jalter.
Duration: 2 Days
Rewards:
Bond points
+2 Luck
Techbno's Pov:
Techno: I should buy treats for my pet dogs.
Jalter: *notice Techno* You're done washing hands, we should go home
Techno: Let's go.
Timeskip brought to you by the Author suffering from doing Math Exam
Techno: *in a call* so let me get this straight how many dogs do I have now?
Azazel: ...
Techno: why are they so many did you breed them or something?
Azazel: ...
Techno: you know what I'll be there. *Ends the call* Jalter we're leaving I want to see how many dogs I have at home.
Jalter: we have dogs?
Techno: Yeah it's in the mountains somewhere, ...It was the original base until I had met the old man.
Jalter: okay then well let's go now?
Techno: *Open the door to his old room in the orphanage* Yeah- let's ... Uh what?
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(I don't know what anime is this so don't ask and pretend Gilgamesh is the girl and Mr. Lion go is the guy.)
Techno: ... let's leave Gil here I guess.
Jalter: are you sure?
Techno: we could wait till it's tomorrow morning then we leave.
Jalter: that will do I guess.
- Morning
Techno: I've been gone for too long, everyone will rip what they sowed huh? *Eyes begin to glow and closes his eyes to stop the glow of his eye* I should visit the bathroom and wash my face I guess. *looks at the mirror after entering the bathroom.*
Voices: *Whispers*
Gil: how long will it take you mongrel to do your business, is there?
Techno: oh you're awake? well, maybe half the hour I guess?
Gil: ...That's not what I'm talking about mongrel. Anyway, we're leaving I guess?
Techno: you could go anywhere as long as you don't cause too much of a scene if you fought something to entertain yourself.
Gil: Alright, I'm leaving Mongrel. *turns to gold dust(?)*
Techno: acts all cool and yet can't get the girl he had simping for.
Author: It hurts when you speak that way for my crush towards anime Milfs
Techno: ...I knew you wanted that content that is why you put that task for me.
Author: no it was requested by @MisterWolfy28 and I just agree to this, after thinking for a while I thought you're too lonely, heck even Gilgamesh is lonely too, so I just plan to add romance for that old man.
Gilgamesh Pov:
Gil: *stops walking* Some Mongrel has been talking ill towards me in the back.
Techno's Pov:
Author: *Ahem* since you have been doing great, some goblins attack your potato farm.
Techno: *Eyes flickered to red, with the aura behind him is Redish black*
Mrs. Hira: *Knocks the door* Hey I'm coming with you if you're going home.
Techno: sure*doesn't think about it too much then realizes about it.* WAIT WHAT!?
Mrs. Hira Pov:
The administrator told me to leave the work to others in the orphanage so that I can spend time with my life with my beloved son(... he got child zone haha take that) spade which is my Uhm adopted son, He doesn't know about that because I hid it from him. Anyway, I prefer calling him spade because he likes Uno cards, that's where he gets his name. I'm sometimes worried for his
Mrs. Hira: *knocks on the door.* hello is spade here?
Jalter: *opens the door while wearing a dress(?) that she bought at the mall.* Oh Mrs. Hira what are you doing here?
Mrs. Hira: oh I'm visiting my child and I'm here because I'm coming with him if he leaves again for school.
Jalter: *mutters*
Mrs. Hira: you said anything? *enters the room* nice dress, you look beautiful like the time Spade wore a maid costume out of curiosity.
Jalter: *little intrigued and have a slight blush* he wore one?
Mrs. Hira: yeah and he was cute, oh I'll talk about many things that happened when he was a kid, he is after all forgetful.
Jalter: alright then.
Mrs. Hira: *Knocks the door* Hey I'm coming with you if you're going home.
Techno: sure*doesn't think about it too much then realizes about it.* WAIT WHAT!?
- Somewhere in Japan
Mama Chef has been summoned by a tsundere and a gluttonous saber has been summoned by chef kid.
<---TO BE CONTINUED---<
Author's note:
A short chapter which is a nice break after ...nothing I guess there are a few hints about what I'm planning I guess in its chapter.
Anyways thanks for reading and goodbye.
Genesis: *drinks VODKA*
...Why are you drinking my vodka bastard? *Pulls out a chainsaw cannon* Begone SIMP *shoots the cannon.*
*Somewhere someone had an orgasm and they are chaotic scientist who wears a red necklace.*
