"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
SO the concept of the meme revolves around when Technoblade suddenly finds a pig in Dream Smp.
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Anyways to the story.
Gilgamesh Pov:
I had wondered what happened if I had taken Saber, would she care me or would she not, too many questions so little time to think, with everything happening from a mongrel summoning me, meeting an old man who I defeated in a videogame he does know his way with words, the kid and his love for cute and cuddly things, and to the point wanting war with the mindset of the power everyone had will be gone. He always makes me question me something what is it that he seeks he entertains me yet I miss my best friend, would we do this when they are summoned or alive at this current war? so many questions filled my head every single time but a king Doesn't need to worry about useless things in the world.
Techno: "Hey Gilgamesh, we're leaving today oh before I forgot you might like who is the lancer in our side, We had met when I was in the park." Says the mongrel in front of me.
Gilgamesh: Tell me who could bring me joy in this beautiful world?
Techno: "that is for you to find out, oh before I left here *gives a compass with the name Udikne* this will point where you're first and only friend will be." I stared at him, how DARE this MONGREL SPOKE THERE NAME.
Techno: "hey that compass points you towards the mountains, it's best if you go there, Goodbye Gilgamesh." *He walked away and left me here in the Airport, he went towards his old base in the mountains in Kuoh.
~Flashback End~
*Sigh* that mongrel making Me the KING OF HEROES WALK, he has a nerved to make me do this when I get back I'm going to make sure I destroy his Jalter and Mother(tia?) body pillow.
-Meanwhile
Techno: ...*Proceeds to smash the table with D4C* some bastard think they can destroy my life savings? WRRRYYYYYYYY!!!
Mrs. Hira: Quiet down my son, you're scaring your pet dogs.
Techno: ...Sorry.
-Back to the King's Pov:
Now I have reached the top of the mountain where is that compass pointing-
Compass: *points at the other higher mountain in front of him*
Gil: ...Deep breaths a king Can't be angry towards his mistakes when he didn't make it, this must be the work of Useless Harlot goddess... *Proceeds to scream profanities in the sky attracting the Lancer of red who's enjoying the nature itself*
Lancer of red: still screaming in profanities against that woman, my King?
Gil: that voice, Is it you Enkidu? *looks behind him*
Enkidu: Yes my King
Gil: this is-
Techno's(Totally not forgot the name) Pov:
Gil: a beautiful day to remember.
Techno: ...see I told you the guy will cry. *While staring at the screen while petting his doggos*
Mrs. Hira: I didn't think your friend will cry fufu.
Jalter: I never taught I will see the King of Heroes cry at this lifetime. *playing with my foxes in my home*
Techno: *Phone rings* Yooo you reached the Officer believe me I drop-kicked that child... in self-defense institute how can I help you? *both women look at you with WTF face*
Author: *in the other line* if you're hearing this means I was eating too many Hawaiian pizzas and vodka, anyway I had thought if you like Max0r(A great channel) I had one request...find the infamous skill called PLOT breaker, Plot Device and Plot armor. You'll be rewarded with those skills.
Techno: that sounds great, where to start?
Author: Fight a beef-up megalomaniac deer titan who can one-shot you with many demons around Yeah you should deal with it.
Techno: *concerned voice* that's not reassuring.
Author: deal with it. Goodluck. *ends call*
Techno: ...*Sigh* FUCK YOU E RANK LUCK. *Screaming towards the ceiling of his cabin*
Mrs. Hira: shut up spade, you're scaring the dogs.
Techno: sorry Mommy. *Realizes something* Nani?!
FBI: *COUGHS* WEE WOO, GET ARRESTED BITCH, THIS IS DIFFICULTY TWEAK.
- CUT
Techno: *looks at the author who's crying while saying muda in a game since he started once more from the very scratch.* Why do it?
Author: *listening to DIO singing a song and doesn't understand one thing only MUDA and WRY.*
Genesis: you do know your luck kinda it's A-rank right?
Techno: Yeah what's the point?
Genesis: anyway have you felt it? *asked concern*
Techno: felt what? odd why would he be concerned about something.
Genesis: it's nothing, enjoy the peace while it last because the war is nearer than we expected.
Techno: Right, I'll do it. *looks at the horizon*
- Somewhere in Kyoto
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A vampire is seen wearing yellow pants with gold ornaments in their arms, they're walking with a slightly blurry figure, but it was humanoid and yellowish?.
1??: to think I'll be back once more HAHAHA, I will rule this WORLD if that's the last thing I'll do and reach heaven. *Says the man- wait did he just walk further than before? WTF*
1??: Good thing I have someone to help me in this "War" *looks behind him to see a giant figure*
2??: GRRRR
1??: Silence Mutt, now let see who can challenge me in this so-called "war".
- Somewhere in Kuoh
Sigh why the heck did I agree to be reincarnated once more to fight, welp at least I have someone who can help and their cute fox girl. I still have that ability, to think another me is here and alive. What a great job Author-kun.
Author: ...quiet down woman.
2??: Mikkon(I need to check wiki once more to tell if this is what she say)
Author's note:
...I need plans, fast. Anyway, enjoy the chapter. Happy me crying day for two days straight.
Welp this will go down faster than I should expect.
