"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
682xD here: I know I shouldn't laugh but pfft-haha I can't unsee it. Onwards to the story
Techno's Pov:
Have you ever been taught a day will come and you will meet a person who looks like Techno-chan and a MASTER OF CASTER AT THAT? Well me neither.
Master: Why did you drop-kick us?
Techno: It runs in the blood of my ancestors.
Gil: that humor of yours is old, just as I taught from a mongrel like you.
Techno: says the same guy who is older than the one he is simping for. *Dodges a sword that was used as a projectile.*
Master: Why do you guys use swords as a projectile?
Gil: It's my way of fighting, I don't like dirtying my hands from the blood of mongrels.
Techno: ...So you just sit in the back while I fight in the front?
Gil: if you wanted to be impaled then go ahead.
Claire: *Sigh* Can you guys stop fighting, we will help you in exchange you help us for now.
Techno: ...sure just don't betray us.
Gil: ...as if they can, we'll kill them.
Both the Master and Caster: ...they kinda forgot us.
Gil: alright let's go I hate it if people attack us in an open area.
Techno: as if that ever happens-. *Get's cut by a stray*
Random stray: I'm here to take your head to my master- *get's stab in the head by a sword.*
Techno: -_- let's go home
Caster: *tilts head cutely*
Techno: ...*small blood falls*
Timeskip Brought to you by Dog getting bullied by the Oldest bully
Mrs. Hira: how did you both meet? and are you related?
Techno: of course not, why?
Mrs. Hira: you both look the same but when you became a girl.
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(Third Favorite OC of the Author)
Mrs. Hira: yep with blush and all, but this feels weird, is this the case of Self-cest? Is that incest, what is that? why does it exist? does humanity exist because of the failure of perfect creation? There are many questions I wanna ask, so little meaning, or does it?
Vali: ...Let's ignore Mrs. Hira having an existential crisis. I get it you're a strong woman from the looks of it but what is her name?
Techno: ...her name is... wait what's your name?
Claire: Countess Claire Von Aizach, that's my name.
Techno: oh... wait a countess *realizes something* is there government in your home?
Claire: ...I don't know last I remember was given a title then got married to a woman, the next thing I know I'm around this place.
Techno: ...Tsk so I can't destroy their government right now but just wait, I'll bring it down since it corrupts people.
Gil: you're into women?
Claire: ...yes since they're cute, beautiful, graceful, and powerful in their own right. *Other women in the room just nods.*
Techno: ...alright, so what news could you tell us? while we left around a week ago?
Claire: more people were killed drain from blood, missing people, yeah all that jazz.
Techno: ...I see. You could live next room to the apartment since Ino one lives there. Say what's the name of the fox girl?
Claire: Her name is-*get's interrupted by a comedy skit brought to you by the Author and Monika.*
-Author's room
Author: ...fuck I forgot the name Uhm... internet time
Monika: *facepalm* how can you forget a character?
Author: shush I have been reading too many stories {Fanfictions ranging from Kuroinu, Akame Ga kill, HsDxD, some Fate, Yandere one-shots, Jojo, One-shots, Chinese novels on Wattpad(Yuri at the finest bois), Yuri books, any good stories with Oc or fanfiction.}
Monika: that's a lot, when are you gonna update the story where claire came from?
Author: ...maybe later. Wait I forgot fucking search the web right now since I'm immersed in talking to you... fuck.
Monika: heh, alright then go on search about her.
Author: *aggressive typing on the web* hey Have you read the Haunted Astolfo Plushie story?
Monika: it's kinda great? still better than nothing.
Author: ...*facepalms* now i remember her name.
Monika: all it took was a facepalm.
Author: ...yes.
Monika: ...anime logic, now back to the story while I annoy the Author.
Author: ...fucker don't you dare
-Back to the story
Caster: my name is Tamamo Mo Mae.
Gil: a mongrel who is a faker of bloodline, and a mongrel fox, what a weird duo.
Enkidu: says the same guy who is stuck with an Anarchist. *looks behind them to see Techno grabbing a sword from his closet with a list of government officials' names in it.*
Techno: it is what it looks like. *gets his ears pulled by Mrs. Hira* OW OW OW
Mrs. Hira: no destroying government.
Techno: no it's the source of corruption-*gets pulled harder* Gah, stop it their people in front of us. wait NONONONO not that room.
Mrs. Hira: we're going to crossdress you. That's your punishment you like it or not. *closes the door.*
Jalter: ...what a weird dynamic of people.
Enkidu: says the same to you.
Jalter: what did you say.
Enkidu: I said-
Claire: what a weird family. Hey, Vali is lancer your servant?
Vali: well yes but I'll have my duel with you later.
