Techno's Pov:
Sigh this is weird I can't help but feel like every battles were fast forward, I mean there's no way an Eldritch God is nearby and ready to make the world explode to oblivion, I can't say that I want that to happen towards every governments, oh well.
Gil: Mongrel, I think you must know about it.
Techno: alright what do you want?
Gil: ...we may be in big big trouble.
Techno: Oh come on, no one can beat you Gilgamesh, and what could possibly make you fear what's to come?
Gil: Have you heard of an old tale, a tale of three war lords.
Techno: oh great another flashback.
Gil: It all started when I was born-
Techno: ...old man we don't have time nor resources just go to the story.
Gil: let me finish *Sigh*
Ze Flashback, brought to by Diavolo dying from a Ligma balls and Deez nut joke.
Gil: Three nations lived in harmony in the age of the fallen god caesar. Until the first nation or the Kingdom of Beast attack.
Techno: Is that an avatar reference I smell.
Gil: shudd up, I'm talking. Back to the story.
Gil: The nations of apes and the nation of shadows fought back against the beast army, but it was all for naught, The second warlord or the one who leads the apes fell, with their king being killed by the first warlord, the third nation was about to be destroyed until one night they convince everyone in the council of the beast to betray their ruler and they did that.
Techno: so we got mr. Beast from Ohio beat the shit out of Harambe, while the incel of incels just said hi to the group of incels in the council and everyone betray him?
Gil: Yes, that's how it ended him being killed while standing and his body left to rot.
Techno: why tell me a stupid story anyways?
Gil: all three of them are summoned by the chaos everyone was doing.
Techno: atleast It ain't that bad.
Gil: It gets worse, ape man hates Avatar the last Airbender, Incel and incels hates every women in every film, finally mr. Beast loves orphans and bring them to the basement of the church.
Techno: wonder what they do.
Ruined church:
Mr. Beast: who said this chicken can't get hard? This thing is crispy and delicious.
As we can see mr. beast is eating a bucket full of fried chicken. While the basement was filled with some dumb bitch blood *Cough* raynare*cough*
Anyways back to Mr. Rich and Techno (I miss watching his gameplay, probably watch later his Bed wars videos after the upload of this story.)
Techno: so what do we do?
Gil: teach you how to dodge. Ready!
Techno: hold on-
Gil: GO!!!
Techno: NIGERUNDAYO GILGAMESH!!! * Runs magnificently*
Gil: heh * anya smug can be felt by enkidu*
Techno: I'll get you for this bastich remember this day, the day you almost killed Alex.
Gil: tsk why don't you just die?
Techno: He who runs away doesn't want to face the consequences of marriage.
Gil: what does he mean by that? Wait the child support, I have to pay that. Nope I'm not paying it.
Techno: wait a minute: deadbeat, super cool, shows up, op as fuck, fought day and night, has Devilish charm... That's it, you're Vergil Sparda.
Gil: I am not Vergil, My fucking name is G-I-L-G-A-M-E-S-H, not vergil and where the hell you get the idea?
Techno: that's what vergil would say.
Gil: you hopeless virgin, I will show you power.
Techno: HE SAID THE LINE.
Gil: tsk, might as well finish this game of chickens*about to grab enki*
Techno: ...He's pulling his cock out, don't look viewers.
Gil: Da fuc. Sigh, I haven't have my breakfast wine.
In AMERICA, the land of free:
Oath is for those who believe in justice, and with this cold drink, I could do an evil monologues but speeches are for campaigns, and campaigns are over it's time to finish what I had planned.
Author's note:
Welcome back I guess.
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