"The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu
Guy died after almost getting hit by a truck (take that Truck Kun) and meeting an entity and given powers who likes to troll the person who died, with your loving A...
Sleep the most important thing for the leader of THE book club or Techno(Spade) will say right now as you can see he is beating a corrupt politician with his two trusted acquaintances, King of Mongrels and THICC, and juicy thighs of an evil woman. Why must an evil woman be T H I C C?
Gilgamesh: Mongrel, why am I here?
Techno: I need a corpse of god, with it I can move to my second phase of plans.
Gilgamesh: ...and that is?
Techno: any "misfortune" that may befall on me, will not fall to me and go to other people, that is what I want, the problem is that... I don't know whether this last in time stops. I fear I might fight an enemy who can do it.
Jalter: how about both you're servants fight the grail war while you try to find the corpse part?
Techno: ...that leaves you guys vulnerable since I met a guy named Archer-
Gilgamesh: does he have white hair, tanned skin, and sounds like a mongrel?
Techno: everyone is a mongrel, even you Gilgamesh. Yes I mean he has this aura of Harem protagonist and when I ask if he has a date he said no, but he had shuddered.
Gilgamesh: *5th Grail War flashback* *mumbles under his breath* fucking FAKER still alive even after he got Baeber, I mean Saber, I'll get my Saber whatever it takes.
Jalter and Techno: S I M P he is.
Gilgamesh: so what body part do you need anyway?
Techno: I'll get what is given, but first I feel like the heart is easier since it could be found in a desert but it wasn't specified from the book I got.
Gilgamesh: then why didn't you try to take it?
Techno: the parts are only given to those who are worthy or "good" in the heart, since my mind and heart in unclouded, and my thoughts are in place, I'll need you Gilgamesh to find and kill the saber of red or wait for it to happen and take your prize while Archer is preoccupied with other servants.
Gilgamesh: do you think that will work? That faker copies what is mine, and yet-
Techno: he had won? My king*Sarcasm*, I think we should just finish everyone, I mean their's archer and that will put our plan to stop since he can fight you to almost equal grounds in the past.
Gilgamesh: *notice a figure approaching them.* Hmm it seems like we got company, Mongrel.
Techno: hmm... you are?
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Vanilla Ice: My name is Vanilla Ice, I was sent here to kill you and stop you from fighting my master.
Techno: Interesting, then... *Eyes glowed brightly with bloodlust* well then *Summons Axe of Peace* show me your resolve. Huh wasn't Vanilla Ice a stand user and his stand was Cream... fuck me and my bloodlust.
Vanilla Ice: Hmm...I guess this will do. *Uses his stand Cream to swallow him*
Jalter: ...Eh? I didn't know where in a vore show
Author: CUT!!! *grabs a rolled-up newspaper and proceeds to hit Jalter in the head* get you're head from the gutter you fucking Tsundare Queen.
Jalter: I didn't know that.
Author: Ugh we're running on a limited budget, with all my savings going towards the Flex Tape I used for the 4th Wall.
Jalter: I'm surprised Nero-
Genesis: Deadweight
Author: Hmm sounds about right.
Jalter: -is the saber of our team.
Author: ...stop sitting in my "Read Vergil's" (plastic) chair.
Jalter: but it comforts me.
Author: ...I shouldn't have introduced you to the memes... but I guess I'll get a new cultured character then so be it.
3rd Person Pov:
As both side about to fight for what reasons?
One is fighting for his Master's orders, while the other fights for...
... POWER and Potatoes- I MEAN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
El manno oh manno... is that how praise goes? dunno but I know one thing.
Heroes and villains fight for one thing but with different approaches.
Author's note:
I was acting for my part in an odd video about some play and I was finishing a business proposal that my class project gave to us that is why I haven't updated YET.
I was having an undesirable urge to whether to search a photo of Saber Alter in a maid outfit or any rem photos, or those NSFW in google... I need a break wait that won't end well with my sleep schedule and projects and homework keeping me from uploading this.
Memes:
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