Fruit Salad
Gideon: Regulus, now that you are in the Fruit Salad Cult, it's law that you have to sing our anthem "Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy" every Friday at 6pm
Fabian: YES !!!!
Reggie: I never rlly had a choice to join and no I will not be singing
Sirius: just type it then
Reggie: no
James: but reggieee, we shared a special hug last night, doesn't that mean something to you
Reggie: i was very tempted to kick you in the balls but ok
Mary: PLS REGULUS
Marlene: I don't really have anything to bribe you with, but if you do it, it feels very nice and like acceptance
Reggie: no.
Marlene: okay fine, can you get me Dorcas' number from Barty?
Reggie: wtf??
Marlene: I'll pay you to type our anthem and give me Dorcas' number
Reggie: how much
Marlene: 40 pound
Reggie: deal, I'll send you my paypal and Dorcas' number
Marlene: YAY YOURE NOW MY FAVOURITE BLACK SISTER
Sirius: how'd you know I was sister today
Marlene: you post your pronouns on twitter everyday???
Sirius: kinda rude how ur picking favourites
Marlene: did someone say something? It sounded like a bitch was speaking there
Gideon: WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES!!
Kingsley: Regulus, you can sing/type after Fabian, so it goes Sirius, Marlene, James, Lily, Mary, Fabian, you, me, Gideon
Fabian: bestie 😍😍😍😍
Gideon: START
Sirius: Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
Marlene: Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
James: Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy
Lily: Yummy Yummy
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