Constellation Tattoos

Fairy Comments

Hope Lupin (my child's boyfriend' mother)

Euphemia: Hello, Hope! I'm Euphemia Potter, I'm Remus' partner's mum! James (my son) suggested that it would be nice for me and you to know each other!

Hope: oh cool, you're Sirius' mum?

Euphemia: Yes!

Hope: Sirius has a different last name?

Euphemia: I'm not his biological mother but if anything, I'm his real mum!

Hope: ah sorry for asking, just a little confused, how are you?

Euphemia: I'm great! Me and Monty (my husband) are going away in two weeks, it'll be no surprise if James throws a party, no problem though, I trust them!

Euphemia: oh, I forgot to ask, what pronouns do you prefer? Sirius told me it's polite to ask incase I accidentally assume and misgender you

Hope: any is fine, you don't have to worry about misgendering me, nor do you have to worry about mixing it up, you can settle on one if you'd like, if that's easier. What are yours?

Euphemia: mine are she/her but they/them is okay too!

Euphemia: how are you?

Hope: i'm doing okay, thank you for asking

Euphemia: that's great, you're welcome 🤗

Hope: oh.

Euphemia: What's wrong, love?

Hope: you use that emoji unironically.

Euphemia: Yes?

Hope: see, now in these days, we don't use them emojis unless for sarcasm, here let me explain some of the uses for the emojis 

My Lovely Children 💞

Euphemia: Hello :)

James: hi?

Sirius: you used a none emoji smile. 

Regulus: are you feeling okay?

Euphemia: 😭 

Euphemia: yeah I'm great, Hope taught me how to use things correctly, I can't believe you never told me that I was using these things wrong 🙄 disappointed tbh

James: im going to actually kick Remus in the balls. Where is my mother.

Sirius: small reminder that Remus doesn't have balls!

James: shite