#CancelBillieEilish1975

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Barty Crotch <3

Reggie: hey hi hello

Barty: heyyyyy 

Reggie: are you having a good morning?

Barty: you're too cheerful. What's wrong?

Reggie: rude

Reggie: THE TATTOO I DID ON SIRIUS LOOKS SO COOL AND AFTER WORK HE'S TAKING ME TO THE PET SHOP TO GET A HAMSTER

Barty: YAY!

Reggie: that sounded so unenthusiastic 

Reggie: also he said he'll buy me some books bc all of my books are at my old house and I can't get them for obvious reasons

Barty: thats good

Reggie: Remus said that we can get them from ur shop so we can get a discount

Reggie: mostly bc sirius is sleeping with Remus or wtv

Barty: omg

Barty: so I get to see you later? 

Reggie: well, you could see me now if I can manage to slip away from Lily's boring rant about Peter Rabbit

Barty: cute, I'm in the staff room, I'll have to leave so then I'll be forced to work

Reggie: okay, how did Dorcas and Marlene's date go yesterday? Marlene's been busy all morning, plus ngl her glares scare me, don't tell her tho, it'd boost her ego and I can't be doing that

Barty: BAHHA Dorcas says Marlene asked her to go to the party with her, the one James is hosting, and obviously Dorcas couldn't refuse

Reggie: okay, I'll be walking in in a second

Idiot Person From Tattoo Place

Remus: ur sister is here flirting with Barty

Sirius: oh no, whatever will you do without Barty who never works anyways

Remus: no I'm more concerned about the fact Barty is actually working, he's doing it to show off to ur sister

Sirius: cute

Sirius: anyways wyd

Remus: re-reading song of achilles bc ur reading it

Sirius: awe that's cute, I'm up to chapter 11

Remus: oh so you're past the bit they get "official" I guess that's how you would phrase it?

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