Party
James: someone just nearly ran me over
Lily: you walked on the road
James: kinda offensive that people were driving where I was walking
Mary: damn
Regulus: I've pushed someone on the road once
Sirius: oh…
Regulus: THEY BET ME THAT I WOULDNT PUSH THEM ON THE ROAD FOR FORTY POUND
Remus: did they die
Regulus: no
Sirius: ANDY AND TED ARE GETTING MARRIED IN A COUPLE OFF MONTHS, ITS OFFICIAL!!!!
Regulus: only took them one child and 8 years
Sirius: SHUSH
Lily: if I'm not invited I will throw a fit
Sirius: im helping plan it so ofc you'll be invited
Kingsley: I can't be bothered to get my ass out of bed today, I have to get dinner with my sister and she's such a bitch, like she can fuck off but my mam will actually come to my house and make sure I'm not alive after
Benjy: seems like a you problem
Kingsley: have you ever considered shutting the fuck up
Remus: no, they never have
Dorcas: neither have you
Remus: I know I'm not hearing the butch who never stops talking talk rn.
Barty: Dorky, don't you have a date to be getting ready for
Dorcas: im ready
Marlene: you have like, two hours???? I'm still in bed
Marlene: AND MY ARMS CRAMPING UP, HELP EVERYTHIBG HURTS
Peter: suffer
Marlene: b-but P-Pete I thought we had something s-special
Peter: no 🙄
Marlene: b-but I l-love y-y-y-y-yo-yo-yo-you
Peter: and I don't love you 😁
An hour later…
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Constellation Tattoos
FanfictionSirius Black buys a shop next to a café/book store and a plant shop. He turns it into a Tattoo Parlor and a Piercing Place. Remus Lupin owns the cafè/bookshop next to what Sirius bought. He doesn't pay much attention to the new shop that was being...
